sage

#Putting hashtags in front of vaguely connected words. Just write a ******* sentence describing what you mean. 

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#Putting hashtags in front of vaguely connected words. Just write a ******* sentence describing what you mean. 

No. I just don't like small brown speckled birds.

Just back from Portugal... Easy getting the big flag in on Friday not so much on the Saturday! Took around 20 minutes and to deal with around 10 different Portugese police officers lol

Everyone else in the world, as I seem to be the last person on earth who indicates at roundabouts.

Trilby. That's also a little old hat.

People don't remove their hats when they are indoors. We may as well just hack off our legs and crawl back into the primordial soup.

People on planes who hear the announcement that's says 'remain seated until the seatbelt sign is switched off' then immediately you hear the click of them taking off their seat belts. Then as soon as the sign does go off they're on their feet grabbing stuff from the overhead lockers, hitting you on the head with it, then stand at some cocky angle trying to push into a queue to get off that's going nowhere 

Morning chaps,
Just to let you all know I'm doing a lot better.  Had a good chat with the Mrs, had a little cry, had a couple of days off and celebrated my lad's birthday as a family.  Certainly made me appreciate the little things a lot more, and I'm feeling stronger for it.
Thanks for advice and letting me know I'm not alone in feeling like this from time to time.  You're a good bunch...

I'm having two Thornbridge Cocoa Wonderland's to watch tonight's game with. I have put 2 Straffe Hendrik Quadrupels in the cellar ready for the Ireland game,

worrying comment ramsbottom, but very very relateable. I believe, but have no evidence at hand, that quick and severe changes in both diet and weight have an effect on mood and energy. You're probably missing the sugar highs of your previous diet and not creating/releasing the endorphins created by exercise and balanced diet.
I generally try and avoid being a know-it-all about such things, mainly cos I'm a fat-knacker with a beer-belly myself. But lifestyle change is the way to feel better, and not 'fads' such as named/designer diets.
I would also say, having seen the aftermath, don't for one minute think your wife and children wouldn't immediately swap any insurance money, and everything else they possess to have their husband and father back. Just cos there may not be a feeling of love and worth floating in the air, do NOT assume that this doesn't exist. I would also be positive for your own sake. It's selfless to be pushing your positivity onto others, but it can also be counter-productive.
Everyone is different, it's a cliche. I personally have worked out that having something to look forward to keeps me focussed and borderline excited/positive. For example, next Friday, I go to Crete for a week, and the Euros start. Even though other things in my life are a bit grim, and I am very lonely and bored with life, the anticipation of a change of scenery and some time out is keeping my spirits up. It may be just papering over the cracks, but it works right now.
I know it's easy to say, but if you know your behaviour is pushing them away, try and remove your behaviour.
If you want to PM me, feel free, I am at work right now, but will try and get some time to answer anything you need, that's not to assume that I can help in any way, I am not that arrogant. 
Most importantly, find someone, anyone you know, who you know will listen, and unload, cry, ask for help, do something.
I can guarantee one thing, you'll burden people with guilt if you don't ask for help and do something silly much more than if you open up.

Aren't there any women working there? 

Selfies, particularly 2 types.
1. A group of women doing a sideways pout about 30 times on a night out.
2. People taking pictures of themselves next to every tourist attraction or famous building they pass. I believe you went there, I don't need fooking proof.

I can throw you an idea

Yes, leave for the month, they'll be nothing much happening forum wise and it's too important for you to risk the distraction. 
In fact, I'd go one step further and get yourself banned for a month, just to help you focus.
Ask @eddie if you need advice on the best way to go about it!

It's just geography surely.
Chesterfield FC is normally covered on Radio Sheffield - presumably due to the geographical proximity and Burton is the closest other league team to Derby (ignoring Nottingham, obviously). Stoke is probably closer than Chesterfield and we wouldn't want them on RD.
Also, it's radio Derby, not Derbyshire.
 

Selfies, particularly 2 types.
1. A group of women doing a sideways pout about 30 times on a night out.
2. People taking pictures of themselves next to every tourist attraction or famous building they pass. I believe you went there, I don't need fooking proof.

Friends or people on tv quoting 'twitter' or 'social media' as they were any more worthy than saying 'a bloke down the pub said'. It isn't at least you are having a pint listening to the pub bore's comments.
 

Friends or people on tv quoting 'twitter' or 'social media' as they were any more worthy than saying 'a bloke down the pub said'. It isn't at least you are having a pint listening to the pub bore's comments.
 

Selfies, particularly 2 types.
1. A group of women doing a sideways pout about 30 times on a night out.
2. People taking pictures of themselves next to every tourist attraction or famous building they pass. I believe you went there, I don't need fooking proof.

Selfies, particularly 2 types.
1. A group of women doing a sideways pout about 30 times on a night out.
2. People taking pictures of themselves next to every tourist attraction or famous building they pass. I believe you went there, I don't need fooking proof.

Oh yes! No longer do I have to confine my ire to the Tony Pulis' hat thread.
- Music being whittled down to 'the top 50 tracks of all time', 'the top 100 songs of the last 20 years', '30 riffs by Eric Clapton that influenced music in the 90's' type lists. Revisionist, look how cool I am b*llocks.
- People, good friends, co-workers who like really rubbish films. I mean yes we could go and watch the Fast and the Furious 17 or we could watch the new Scorsese.
- Being in a group of people, usually on holiday, that can't decide where to go for dinner and end up walking around for half an hour. No, I don't want to go to Rome and have a McDonalds.
- Preachy vegans... otherwise known as 99% of vegans.
- 'So called Islamic State'. What the f**k is that cop out? Just say Islamic State, it's definitely a legitimate organisation at this point in time. The BBC trying to pretend it isn't, isn't going to change things.
- When Redcar became Redka to all news correspondents. Another victim of Matt Smith disease.
- People who don't even try and pronounce long words/names correctly. Saying 'whatever that word is' makes you sound more of a moron .
- The housing crisis. Seriously. Stop building 4 bed semis for £380,000 and build some nice 1 bed apartments and 2 bed houses for less than £110,000. Buy-to-letters can die a horrible syphilis-ridden death as well.
- The five team acca becoming some sort of pillar of culture. When did wasting £10 twice a week become acceptable? You know nothing about Swindon Town, why did you put them down to win away?
- Gym people/fun run addicts. Ok, so I'm glad people are getting fitter, but going to the gym 4 nights a week or running a 10k around Tamworth or some such Northern wasteland every weekend makes talking to you so very boring. Kale and pomegranate flavour protein shakes are not an interesting conversational topic.
- T-shirts worn by aforementioned gym freaks that are 2 sizes too small to show off their biceps. Usually paired with a massive beard, beanie hat, skinny jeans and hi-top trainers.
And breathe...

sorry people keep quoting me

Being able to see the tripe posted by someone I've got on ignore when others quote him. Even seeing his user name boils my piss.