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ThePrisoner reacted to Bwash_Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!!
Don’t ask me-ow
When Lord Nelson died he was five feet tall. On his statue in Trafalgar Square he's 15 feet tall.
That's Horatio of 3:1.
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ThePrisoner reacted to 1of4 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Parsnip in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Just heard that Brendan Rodgers was sacked?
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from I know nothing in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Cyclists down Staker Lane. Piss off.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Day in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Getting old there Angry, size of that text the neighbours can read along with you ?
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ThePrisoner reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Jody Morris is clearly an avid reader of the forum.
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ThePrisoner reacted to SillyBilly in RamsTV Feedback
Gibbo interviewing FL is unwatchable. A question is never even asked, the answer is always given within the question.
Gibbo: A disappointing night but a case of move on to the next game?
FL: Yes.
Gibbo: Just one of those occasions where things don't go your way but roll up your sleeves and back to the training ground?
FL: Yes.
Even Kim Jong Un would blush at this coverage.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
To make it up to her, why not book a table for you both, tonight?
...I presume she does like snooker, yeah?
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ThePrisoner reacted to Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight
Blimey, your dogs clever if it uses a fork. ?
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ThePrisoner reacted to McRamFan in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Interviewer: How do you perform under pressure?
Me: Not well, however, I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody...
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ThePrisoner reacted to Gap tooth ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
I was more worried about what @Parsnip might try to make out from the boot reflection after #bathtapgate
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ThePrisoner reacted to i-Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Looks very much like a Boxer to me.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Anag Ram in Watchable telly
I can add an entry for unwatchable telly - Comedians watching football with friends on Sky.
What a waste of electricity.
Your mates would produce a better version.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Parsnip in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Ugh. I've gone right off em then.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Angry Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
I’m up to my Hilton at the moment. Be back later.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Tamworthram in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Not as bad as driving around with fog lights on when it's not foggy or thinking if you put you hazard lights on you can stop/park anywhere.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from Coneheadjohn in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Drive around with roof boxes on their cars all year round.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Steve How Hard? in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Blimey, you need to get them legs out in the sun a bit more. They're whiter than mine.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Parsnip in What are you eating tonight
Facebook innit? When a chick's had a hard day at work they like to post a photo of their legs in a bubble bath with a glass of wine in shot accompanied by some hashtag like #metime or summat.
And if they happen to have chrome taps then they're there to be zoomed in on. That's what the zoom function is for.
I don't make the rules.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Parsnip in What are you eating tonight
I just zoomed in on the pan to see if I could see more clues in the reflection (a trick I like to use on bath taps when girls post photos of their legs in the bath)... I think I can make out an empty packet of dried smash. Has David been for dinner?
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ThePrisoner reacted to Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
There's a few funny pictures creeping in here just lately. I'm sure there's a dedicated "Funny Pics" thread somewhere?
#justsayin'
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ThePrisoner reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I'm on the Adam Ant diet
Don't chew ever, Don't chew ever
(one for the oldies there)
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from TibshelfRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
People who quote the entire first extremely lengthy post of a thread. Bumholes.