Eric the half a ram

23 minutes ago, 8Leeds said:

Women are jealous that men can p*** in the sink

I went out with a nurse in the 90s, who lived in hospital halls, and she had one rule, clear the dishes away first! She said the corridors were too dark and scary to go out to the toilets at night! 😁😂

1 minute ago, Mucker1884 said:

I don't think any team finishing so low should be rewarded with an opportunity to win at Wembley, and a heck of a great day out for their fans.

Just seems highly inappropriate/undeserving, to me.  🤷‍♂️

Lol, no more inappropriate than a team finishing 6th, 15 points or so behind 3rd place!! play it at the city ground then!! It would keep things interesting because more teams would have something to play for! 12 teams fighting to either go up or stay up and a few more on the periphery worrying! 

I liked 3 up 3 down! Why don't they have a relegation playoff if it is such a good system, 3rd 4th, 5th and 6th from bottom play off, losers go to Wembley loser goes down! Simple! 👍

5 hours ago, Patrick Rams said:

What? You missed 1946? Shame 

Yeah, I had a headache that day!! 😁

10 hours ago, Van der MoodHoover said:

 

What a gang we make!

I've got Cremonese, Leicester and QPR in my portfolio, couldn't make Villa, guess im a 3/4 fan!! 🤔😥

Bognor Regis away! That'll do!! 🤞😁

Just found out the in laws have Now TV! Always loved the in laws! Time we payed them a visit methinks!! Have a great time everyone everywhere, however you watch, read or listen!! 🐑🐑🐑🤞

Snap, put this in B4's thread! Makes sense! 👏

On X there is a DCFC fan of the season poll, gotta be Daniel B4?? 👍👍

No Pompey tickets left, if anyone has a spare, I can pick up at Fratton Park, long shot I know, but I live on the south coast and can't get to home games due to work, home commitments, this is my best chance to see the boys this year! 🤞🤞🐑😭

Done, hope it helps! 

1 minute ago, Boycie said:

Yeah but can armchair experts apply though. 😀

I'm sure they (you) can, I live on South Coast, not another Derby fan in sight, so I'm out!! 🤔😢

Came through on my FB page, know we have so many experts in here! 🤔😂🤣

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2 hours ago, DavesaRam said:

So when you have tarsel replcement surgery, what metal do they actually use to tun it into a metaltarsel?

It's either metalium or tarsellium, I can never remember which! 👍

Whether it's a good deal or not, is the  personal abuse from fans more likely to:

A, make him work harder in his last few months? 

B, sour his memory of his time with the club and make him say f%£& the ungrateful turds, and wait out for his fresh start with minimal effort/risk required? 

8 minutes ago, DiggerB said:

Have you considered there might be other, younger options?

That's the second time I've heard that today, caught one of my wife's friends saying it to her, funny, didn't know she was into football transfers!! 🤔🙄😁

Is it just me that winces every time I see mention of CBT?? Must be! 🙄🤔 Glad he has signed though! Collo could be on the receiving end of some great crosses!! 😁

1 hour ago, SKRam said:

60 days….. I’d be lucky… 60 seconds ago sometimes….. when you run upstairs and arrive to think ‘what have I come up here for?’ 

Even worse is when you stop at the half way point on the stairs to catch your breath and then can't remember whether you were going up or down!! 🙄😢

I got chased away from a pub in Derby on my first visit to the BB in the 80s, never been before, so I saw a group of Derby fans drinking outside, so asked them for directions to the ground, was met with abuse, threats and a couple of badly aimed pints! Didn't even stop to consider that i was born and raised on the South Coast so have a southern accent and the opponents that day were Charlton! Probably thought I was a cheeky cockney trying to wind them up!! Never run so fast in my life!! 😂👍🏃

And Pompey lost!!!!!! 

14 hours ago, CongletonRam said:

Not at all. We have a squad full of average players. That is why we are in League One. An average league with average players.

As for taking the high ground...for the last 2 months, 90% of what I have read is forum posters wanting PW out. Nothing wrong with having a go back at them now is there?

 

I don't often comment on posts, but this to me shows why people on forums get into arguments, the point made seems skewed and doesn't seem to understand our position! We were in league one long before the squad was assembled. We have the squad we do because we are in League one, we are not in League one because of the squad we have! A subtle but very important difference! 

Scored a 93rd minute equaliser for the Wendies tonight, living the dream!! 😁

Question, if the bigger teams, Man Cury, Chelsea etc, started getting scrutinised more closely, is that not increasing the likelihood of a breakaway Europe Super League, playing to its own rules? Like a kid on the park who picks up his ball and walks away from a game because he doesn't like the way it's going!! 

3 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

So...

The 38th minute of applause sounds great.  I'm in!  🐏

 

But how about following it with a song... a song with meaning, and yet almost no meaning at all.  A silly song, if you will!  Upbeat, as it should be, that will make absolutely no sense to outsiders... but we know!  How B4 is that!  😉😁

Quite by chance, one of the silliest songs in living memory (For a few of us! 🤯 ) fits the bill... simple lyrics and catchy tempo... AND gives reference to his hated Rams shirt colour!  I'd hope he sees loving banter, rather than all out wind-uppery!  👀  🤍

 

So, who's up for starting this little ditty, as we enter the 39th minute?
(*Tune... for you youngsters out there... in the video below.)

 

Let’s have a drink, a drink, a drink,
Whilst wearing the pink, the pink, the pink,
And raise a glaaaass, for our best mate, B4.
For he invented, The scraver and flanges,
And ballions too, so hear us roar!

Now our mate Daniel, he wasn’t a spaniel,
He weren’t a cat, or even butterfly,
He was a true Ram, He was a great man,
And now he’s gone, it makes us sigh.

He wasn’t a reader, but he was our leader,
He’d stand and cheeeeer The Rams to victory
So we’ll remember, in every November
To sing for Dan, for history.

Let’s have a drink, a drink, a drink,
Whilst wearing the pink, the pink, the pink,
And raise a glaaaass, for our best mate, B4.
For he invented, The scraver and flanges,
And ballions too, so hear us roar!

 

 

Perhaps we could finish off with a rendition of this, to the tune of "Two-Nil To The Derby Boys"

Be more like the great B4, Be more like the great B4, Be more like the great B4, Be More Like the great before… etc, etc…

 

 

And hey... there's always the option to completely ignore the longer one, and go with the short and simple second option... or no option at all, even!
Let's face it, the Sombreros worra roaring success, but I haven't let that go to my head!  🤣  

 

 

 

Tune, for reference...

 

 

 

 

#tongue in cheek
#love yer, buddy
#Top man, Top Ram.

🍻
xxx

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surely it should be, 'Always look on the bright side of life' from the life of brian!! 👍😁👍