DarkFruitsRam7

At a friend's  about to start fishing.

 
 

Relaxing on my front porch after mowing my yard.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Unfortunately that's not possible. They need to figure a way to do that. All you can do is play v each other through matchmaking - either way, at work anyway

Should be renamed Barrow-in-Trent.

May I ask why you are in prison ? Personally I would break free of those bars just to enjoy the weather.

Have you knocked one out yet?

Watching COPS in my downstairs den on my day off.

Or, you know, entered correctly

 

Take the bubble wrap of them speaker stands mate, it makes me uneasy.

Some more gentle Sunday afternoon rage whilst I wait for the dinner to cook...
Feminism - no duck, it's not because you have a c**t, it's because you are a c**t.
Pokémon Go - really, grow up. It was great when we were 9, but it's 2016, it's more cringeworthy than going to the cinema to see Finding Dory without your own kids and then tweeting the obvious ******** of how you had to push 4 year old girls out of the way.
Realising I'll never being able to achieve the dream position of food critic for a broadsheet Sunday newspaper.
This weird "it's okay to be anti-white people" sentiment that seems to be accepted by the media/London types, just because some white people have done some horrible things. And "white privilege". What the hell does that even mean to real people?
Tennis - it's just rubbish isn't it?
Sturgeon.
Office conversations where you get caught in a discussion with someone twice your age about what kind of cheese grater they prefer, and how they had a great weekend camping in Cumbria.
Baked beans on a full English served in a separate bowl.
Predictable language complaint here, but the non-word "turnt". Sick, dope, hype, peng, I can almost live with those, but that word goes right through me. No kid who says that will cure cancer that's for sure.
The unfathomable disappearance of Timeout bars from corner shops.
The unfathomable disappearance of the corner shop. Replaced by a Tesco Express or Sainsbury's Local, staffed by the slack jawed, and inhabited by 30 year olds in tracksuit bottoms buying lasagne for one and 2 loose cans of Carlsberg export.
I'm really not a bitter/angry person in real life I promise.
 

Would have been quicker to post whats not in your library, need to get out more!

Going into a washroom where they have those taps you press down from the top. You do that and by the time you've rubbed the soap foam into your hands the water flow has stopped so you try nudging the tap down with your elbow which never really works!
What on earth's the problem with having a minimum flow of say 5-10 secs? Absolutely thoughtless - whoever invented them like this needs a rocket up their rectum.

I raise you tramps piss

Lucy North Stand Ram flying the dcfc flag at tonight's Ireland Italy game. 
 

Have you fallen over?

In sunny Tenerife:

In sunny Tenerife:

Thomas the Tank in Skyrim is an alright mod but your missing the real point of mods....schlongs!
 

Obviously this doesn't include people who have genuine difficulties with spelling, but people who say "defiantly" instead of "definitely".

Obviously this doesn't include people who have genuine difficulties with spelling, but people who say "defiantly" instead of "definitely".

How come @JoetheRam hasn't filled this thread. 
When I saw the title I raced here to read his rant and he's only had a little whinge. 
Biggest flop since Torres to Chelsea

Blue sky thinking replacing brain storming due to the negative connotations (epilepsy) one for the PC brigade, what a load of ****.

Appallingly cringeworthy & meaningless job titles/roles.
Ones I've seen recently on LinkedIn:
Opinion Leader. Thought Leader. Brand Defender Accounting Ninja Frangipan Tuddlemerkin Influencer. Changemaker. *I made one of those up. Only one, mind.