DarkFruitsRam7

You could say the same thing about typical juvenile humourless Lads Bible fare on Facebook.
Given the lack of apprenticeship schemes what is the viable alternative.
I went to Uni when Derbyshire County Council paid for my beer money without coming out 50k in hock so I'm OK I suppose. 

Typical middle-aged, humourless Facebook fare.
I see young people who have been told that the only possible path is to go to university. Blame the people who are of the age that this type of page is aimed at for perpetuating this myth.
P.S. Apologies for posting something serious in the joke thread.

Let the bugger in then, ☹️

It was a little cold the other day:

Typical middle-aged, humourless Facebook fare.
I see young people who have been told that the only possible path is to go to university. Blame the people who are of the age that this type of page is aimed at for perpetuating this myth.
P.S. Apologies for posting something serious in the joke thread.

t's a little known fact, that in the 1980s statistically girls called Eileen
spent more on dry cleaning than girls with any other name.

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk

Back on track - my dog Hector in Allestree woods yesterday

The old boy looking rather disgusted at sharing his rug...
 

It was a little cold the other day:

Thanks mate.

Add his job to the list.
When I met him at Wednesday away, the topic turned onto nightclub bouncers. I ended up launching into a tirade about how bouncers are my least favourite people in the world. Can't stand the bar stewards.
Anyway, he started the next sentence off:
'I used to work in security...'
I hope he didn't notice me blushing.

My gal and I enjoying some Hibachi☺?

This page has turned into things that @coneheadjohn does that annoy people! 

People who quote the entire first extremely lengthy post of a thread. Bumholes. 

Bandersnatch 5.5, 7.5, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7.5, 8, 6.5

Old people who claim to be important and then end up crashing and injuring another person, without personally apologising to them. Then have the nerve to drive the next day in a brand new car without wearing a seatbelt ?

Facebook innit? When a chick's had a hard day at work they like to post a photo of their legs in a bubble bath with a glass of wine in shot accompanied by some hashtag like #metime or summat. 
And if they happen to have chrome taps then they're there to be zoomed in on. That's what the zoom function is for.
I don't make the rules.

I'd imagine @Parsnip is the type of gentleman who receives unsolicited images of legs in the bath, rather than searching them out.
Probably sent with the tacit understanding that he will zoom in on the taps.

I just zoomed in on the pan to see if I could see more clues in the reflection (a trick I like to use on bath taps when girls post photos of their legs in the bath)... I think I can make out an empty packet of dried smash. Has David been for dinner?

You disgusting bar steward.

No, but I've seen Mr Bean's Holiday. 
 

A genuine question from a complete seafood amateur: how do you actually go about eating that?