Stive Pesley

Bought ticket this morning, happening on February 3rd. Can't wait.
http://qcbrewfest.com

Can’t believe he started the rumours about Rowett to Stoke!

It's a real pisser waiting for a bog to become vacant.. 

Just keep one in the cupboard and throw all the others away - they are all the same anyway, even for different medicines.
Possible side effects - Headaches, nausea, constipation, diarrhea. And that's just for stuff that's supposed to stop those things !

I know its a legal requirement and all that, and I know why it has to be there, but the massive paper pamphlet in EVERY packet of paracetomol or ibuprofen.
Makes me so irrationally cross when I'm trying to get the blister pack back in the packet and the big fat bit of folded paper is all in the way and everything. I can't be the only one right?

I know its a legal requirement and all that, and I know why it has to be there, but the massive paper pamphlet in EVERY packet of paracetomol or ibuprofen.
Makes me so irrationally cross when I'm trying to get the blister pack back in the packet and the big fat bit of folded paper is all in the way and everything. I can't be the only one right?

I know its a legal requirement and all that, and I know why it has to be there, but the massive paper pamphlet in EVERY packet of paracetomol or ibuprofen.
Makes me so irrationally cross when I'm trying to get the blister pack back in the packet and the big fat bit of folded paper is all in the way and everything. I can't be the only one right?

Heaven?

Thornbridge Melba. Weird but nice.

Just had several very pleasant pints of Burton Bridge Bitter in the Royal Oak at Wirksworth. The landlord is an old friend and he knows his stuff. It's their standard bitter now, so well worth a visit. 
If £3.00 a pint is too much to pay it's also on in the Yew Tree at Cauldon Low for £2.80. You can sleep in the garden if necessary. 

Going for the most niche random thing ever...
Top Trumps - after hours you have almost got all your child's cards...but you lose a 'hand'(?) and out of interest you check their card and find you would have lost in every single category anyway ??
How stupid and annoying is that??. Every card should be able to beat every other card in at least one category.

Josh and Tom have done a fine job of bringing loads fo different types of beer to Derby in a cracking little bar!

They look like the the leprechauns off Live and Kicking from the 1990s.

The way my granddaughter always sings to her self whenever I carry her on my shoulders.

That just reminded the most memorable beer I had in Copenhagen earlier this month was Cycle Brewing Buddy Shots. Some sort of collaboration with Jamesons - beer aged in old Jameson whiskey barrels. It was absolutely beautiful
11% mind so i didn't have much!

11.5% imperial stout with coffee, almond & vanilla. Wonderful.
Not as good as the Ominpollo/Dugges Blueberry Cheesecake Stout I had last year though, I'm not sure I'll ever have anything that is!

Next you'll be telling us everything is relative
i hate that, well hate is perhaps too strong a description but i dislike it alright, heftily, if i may say that in the way that everyone understands that word and when i say everything  i say everything is subjective and the only relative is the subjective relative so when you feel that your Lego assembly is not as an enjoyable experience as you had hoped for and then blame the designer and perhaps manufacturer for your project failure irritation, LesterRam complained that your gripe was insignificant compared to his major trauma of being run over by a large lady in a kiddie car, you affect the reader in a subjective manner, thereby excluding all other points of view and forcing him/her to choose sides in an altogether unrelated course o dual perception.
i object to that, in fact i object to this whole charade this thread has become, it's  nothing but a list of relative objections in a subjective cyber world environment and frankly it just doesn't quantify anymore.
To some it up, from my point of view, you both base your argument on a common fallacy. 
There is no baking soda in Gary Oldman's head, subjectively or relatively
 

The difference in customer service depending on whether you're leaving a provider, or joining.
Want to sign up for a new mobile contract, call answered in 15 secs. 
Wish to leave, at least half an hour on hold, only to be met with 'Why leave, we can offer you x' to stay.
Maybe if you'd have answered the call more promptly, I could have been tempted, but now you can go fluck yourself.

Lego. When the instructions lead you to make a complex bit of varying colours which are then totally covered up by the next layer. Why??

Lego. When the instructions lead you to make a complex bit of varying colours which are then totally covered up by the next layer. Why??

Things affect us all differently

what you expect them to say "any colour will do", I got knocked down with a tesla and required medical attention and your whinging about a plastic brick?

Just please keep talking, mate. Even if it's on here. There's nothing to fear in posting in this thread. We're strangers, i know, but if we care, then think how much your girlfriend will.
Believe me.

When your poo-routine goes out of kilter and you end up having to go at work every day instead of the comfort of your own throne

KPI's.. Just had some nonce preaching to me about how important they are.. Fook off.
He could not get his head around them being and indicator and not a fact.