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AmericanRam

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Gypsy Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    About to make a big dang snowman?
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    AmericanRam reacted to Gypsy Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    In the land of the infidel with Christian people...

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from MickD in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam reacted to Coneheadjohn in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    Sat on my bum with a dog and Man Ure.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Andrew3000 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from May Contain Nuts in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    At Wake Forest vs Stanford game.Whoever wins advances to the College Cup

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    At Wake Forest vs Stanford game.Whoever wins advances to the College Cup

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Ted McMinn Football Genius in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from IlsonDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam reacted to King Kevin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Little boy goes up to his dad and asks him what the difference is between theoretically and realistically .The dad says go and ask your mum and sister if they would sleep with someone for a million pounds .
    Little lad trots off and asks his mum and sister the question. He goes back "Dad they both said yes they would" .
    "There you go then son theoretically we are millionaires  realistically we are living with a couple of tarts". 
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    AmericanRam reacted to Day in What are you eating tonight   
    What you are witnessing here is a plate of food that I created this evening. 
    The brocolli was frozen as fresh veg is a waste of money, half ends up yellow and in the bin. I didn’t grow the potatoes or catch the chicken but the gravy is from stock and flour.
    It was edible and contained no garlic or chilli. Just a normal meal with no glitz or glamour. 
    Washed down with a bottle of spring water and eaten using a fork. 

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Coneheadjohn in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    At Wake Forest vs Stanford game.Whoever wins advances to the College Cup

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from PrivateDerby in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    At Wake Forest vs Stanford game.Whoever wins advances to the College Cup

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Boycie in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    At Wake Forest vs Stanford game.Whoever wins advances to the College Cup

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from David Graham Brown in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
    The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Mr. P in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wifes bra off, I decided to give up. I wish I never put it on now!  
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
    The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Gypsy Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
    The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Pearl Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
    The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Wolfie in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Happy Birthday!

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in What are you eating tonight   
    Beef tips with peppers and onions, green beans and mashed potatoes, texas toast

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    50 buffalo wings?

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight   
    50 buffalo wings?

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from ViewsFromTheMiddle in What are you eating tonight   
    50 buffalo wings?

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Parsnip in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
    The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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