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But Joy is a nice name, you'll get used to it girlfriend

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But Joy is a nice name, you'll get used to it girlfriend

People that spell a very simple, traditional three letter name incorrectly on company emails, despite me continually signing off emails with the correct spelling.

Hope that everyone who is alone today or suffering that little bit more than usual due to the time of year is managing to get through OK.
I only joined up on here after reading for many years and convinced myself that it was because I wanted to contribute a bit more and had a lot of time on my hands. Whilst that is true if I’m honest it’s been the stories, support and camaraderie in this thread in particular that urged me to join up.
Struggling a fair bit myself at the moment but some of what I have read has given me some strength - I won’t go into too much detail but knowing your feelings are not just yours and that depression is very much a real thing does actually help.
Merry Christmas fellow Rams! 3 points tomorrow will certainly help!

Can’t wear those red hats for some reason. Have a great day folks.
COYR

In Vienna for Christmas 

CM01/02 was full of immense signings for less than 7-8 million quid:

GK - Hugo Pinheiro
DR - Mike Duff
DC - Martin Laursen
DC - Roque Junior
DL - Taribo West
DMC - Pep Guardiola
MC - Jonas Lunden/Mark Kerr
MC - Kim Kallstrom/Tonton Zola Moukoko
MC - Stefan Selakovic
FW - To Madiera
FW - Joao Paiva

That team would obliterate any league on the game.

Sunset at Mudeford.

Aaaah yes, the annoying prevalence of clickbait.
There are 8 reasons for this & number 6 will shock you......

Anyway, back on topic before froggg bans the lot of us....
Evening stroll with the dog by Alton Castle.
 

Teachers that don't have their own children.
Religious people.

Happy Birthday!

That fact I've lost 15lbs in 7 weeks...

Since when?
opps!

Mrs ramit tells me i need a new phone, i don't agree, the old flip lid still works and big deal if it's held together by tape
Found out at the bank that i need an electronic verification something or other or they won't do business with me
Went to my phone company to find out if my phone can do that with a new chip installed
A pimple faced twenty year old customer service provider has a roaring fit of laughter when examining my phone.  Does it even email dude? hahaha What? is that tape? roar roar snicker snicker.  No no don't walk out, come back, oh God I think I peed my pants hahaha.
i am never ever getting a new phone, the bank can stuff it.  Don't listen to those wicked folks precious one, you are beautiful to me

Wee billy?

This and always this. Really fecks me off. What do they think indicate means? Most of the time it seems to be used to show what they are doing, don't need a little flashy light to see you cut infront of me, I need that light to show me your intentions!

Being instructed on how to understand a piece of art
Tonight Mrs ramit and i sat down to watch an old film on our state media channel 1.  It was the film To Kill A Mockingbird, but before the movie could begin a woman i recognized as an annoyingly shallow book reviewer proceeded to explain what the film was about, what each character symbolized and the moral lessons to be learned from it.  This went on for a full five minutes.
At first i was taken aback, sat there open mouthed for a while, hoping this was some kind of artistic happening or a joke, but as i realized she and the station were dead serious about the need to educate the viewer on how to correctly understand this great film i became furious, started cursing at the screen, shut up you evil cow, you don't even understand the concept of a deeper meaning, ignoramus.  At this point Mrs ramit was losing her mood for watching the film with me and it was all that jumped up pretentious pseudo intellectual's fault.  Luckily though we both soon saw the humor in the bizarre insanity of it all and we turned down the volume until the art blocker had concluded her verbal vomiting and the film could begin. 
It was a terrific film BTW, for it's time
Later on i began thinking about this little episode and wondered to myself, did i get knocked out and then wake up North Korea?  Is this going to be a thing now?  Unfreakingbelievable.
 

Being instructed on how to understand a piece of art
Tonight Mrs ramit and i sat down to watch an old film on our state media channel 1.  It was the film To Kill A Mockingbird, but before the movie could begin a woman i recognized as an annoyingly shallow book reviewer proceeded to explain what the film was about, what each character symbolized and the moral lessons to be learned from it.  This went on for a full five minutes.
At first i was taken aback, sat there open mouthed for a while, hoping this was some kind of artistic happening or a joke, but as i realized she and the station were dead serious about the need to educate the viewer on how to correctly understand this great film i became furious, started cursing at the screen, shut up you evil cow, you don't even understand the concept of a deeper meaning, ignoramus.  At this point Mrs ramit was losing her mood for watching the film with me and it was all that jumped up pretentious pseudo intellectual's fault.  Luckily though we both soon saw the humor in the bizarre insanity of it all and we turned down the volume until the art blocker had concluded her verbal vomiting and the film could begin. 
It was a terrific film BTW, for it's time
Later on i began thinking about this little episode and wondered to myself, did i get knocked out and then wake up North Korea?  Is this going to be a thing now?  Unfreakingbelievable.
 

In a lovely bath, picture to follow...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Theologos, Greece last night. 

There you go mate.. 

Absolutely
Also
In films and programmes when a couple pretends to kiss but you can tell they are not really kissing,
aggravates me no end randomly
Tongue or it didn't happen