Bigfella

Poppy 'doing her salmon impression' .. 

Here’s another one my son took.

Thanks Mozza - he’s a great dog, very obedient, very friendly and loves having a fuss made of him. We’re looking into applying for him to be a therapy dog in the Derby Royal.

That’s Hector , he’s a golden doodle ( yes I know he’s not very golden!), it’s Harlech Castle - my son has taken Hector away for a weekend.

I dated a girl with a lazy eye at one time. Turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.

I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “ Because you’re funny”
I said “ I thought it was because I was good in bed”
She said “ See? You’re hilarious”

I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “ Because you’re funny”
I said “ I thought it was because I was good in bed”
She said “ See? You’re hilarious”

Motorway etiquette.
Had the pleasure of driving to the southwest and back this weekend. Bit of M5 from M42 to M4 in both directions was awful, people hogging the middle lane meaning slow overtakers doing 65 in the fast lane, then nobody getting out of the way once they'd finally overtaken.
Drives me mad and makes journeys take so much longer.
Drove in France recently and never had this issue the whole time. So annoying.

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

And another ....
Mine is people using of instead of have.

And another ....
Mine is people using of instead of have.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “ Is this stool taken?”

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “ Is this stool taken?”

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “ Is this stool taken?”

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “ Is this stool taken?”

I’m with you regarding hating buses - I particularly hated the one that drove through a red light at the bus station and smashed into the side of my car