Animal is a Ram

That Apple Mac advert. You know the one... has the kid on it who looks like they will definitely end up a militiant vegan feminist youtube blogger.

Finally managed to watch Baby Driver over Christmas.
Fantastic. 9/10.

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'. 

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'. 

She replies 'Well, my name was Bob, and I played for Wigan !'. 

Finally managed to watch Baby Driver over Christmas.
Fantastic. 9/10.

I'd have loved it if he said Winnall had a foot like a traction engine.

Just passed my driving test with no faults.

I'd have loved it if he said Winnall had a foot like a traction engine.

I'd have loved it if he said Winnall had a foot like a traction engine.

When you tie your, erm, tie and you get the length bob on at the first attempt.

I think there's a worrying and growing culture in this country of people wanting money but not being prepared to work for it. More sickies, more skiving and now self-publicising through social media until someone 'notices' them and through bad behaviour they then become (in)famous. 
I think reality TV is very damaging to our youth. It presents as 'normal' foul language, promiscuity and infidelity. These shows are routinely watched by children from 12 upwards at a time when especially young girls are confused about sex and sexuality and are coming under pressure to be 'grown up' and beautiful. 
We should show more programmes about those (especially amongst our brilliant young citizens) who volunteer or set a good example through their deeds.
Or does that not make good TV?

The amount of paper/cardboard/tissue paper/clips/hooks/plastic that you get when you buy a formal shirt.
They aren't stopping it from needing an iron and a wash pre-use anyway, so are just totally unnecessary packaging.
Bin fillers and planet killers.

A lightening fast off the cuff put down. 
Smarmy bloke shouts to my friend (in front of a huge audience on a bus) 'hey Janice there's a big empty place next to me in my bed tonight' 
Janice - 'yeah I'm not surprised' 
Heroic 

Jamaica Ginger Cake.

Just seen @reveldevil have an issue with clearing the editor with a quote in, we did have a clear editor button so this is a quick update on that, basically the button doesn't work with this software version yet, it's a 3rd party plugin developer waiting on.
The trick is to tap the top left of the quote, you will see a little square box with a cross in, click that cross again and you will see it turns black and the quote shows a colour outline depending on your browser, iOS safari is blue, then press delete.
Hey presto gone.
If you can't get that to work, a cheat way is to just refresh the page, then open the editor and you will see a black bar at the bottom which says it has restored your post you was writing, then an option to clear the editor, click that link and jobs a good un.

Show off..
Mind you I like the two screens.. A must in any office, would be lost with one screen now.

Heaven?

When you overtake someone doing 60 on a dual carriageway, then that someone realises and then accelerates to match your speed, just before you're about to move back to the left lane to complete.
Think it was a BMW that pulled that stunt on me this morning.

When you overtake someone doing 60 on a dual carriageway, then that someone realises and then accelerates to match your speed, just before you're about to move back to the left lane to complete.
Think it was a BMW that pulled that stunt on me this morning.

Had both, prefer the Audi to be honest.. The virtual cockpit is a thing of beauty.
BMW's boring a fook.,

Staring at your willy all day won't make it any bigger!

& clearly posted on the wrong booze thread!

Where did you find this?

These guys