Mucker1884

Wiers yer knee?

How hairy are your daughters ?

“Hungarian Syphillis” will have seen you off wayyyyyyy before. 

I'm finding it quite comical that they can't take 50,000 to every away match.

AFL Grand final, go the Cats. (My father who was born in Derby played for Geelong).

Anyone but @Boycie We will be restricted to pun threads only. 

When I die, the forum dies. I’m irreplaceable. 

STOP IT NOW!
Blimey, @Angry Ram makes one tiny off-the-cuff reference to poor @David's demise, and the whole internet treats it as one almighty opportunity to have a laugh.  You should all hang your heads in shame!  Show some respect for Pete's sake! 
 
...The poor guy ain't even cold yet!
 
 

I think he might be dead anyway?
He's clearly dressed for the operating theatre... although they may just keep that on him for the morgue now, I suppose?  
White walls and bedding, with wires and monitors everywhere. 
Double door leading to the en-suite (Clearly in a private ward room, but I'd expect nothing less, for our late great leader). 
There's what appears to be a defibrillator on the window sill. 
The window blinds are closed, so clearly the staff have no need to "keep an eye on him" any more.
It appears they have shaved his inner thighs in readiness for some form of invasive procedure? (Though that could just be due to the chaffing?)
Even the dog is lain pining by the side of his body, which is a sure sign!  They don't let dogs in unless it's exceptional circumstances!
Watch him try to deny it!
 
Does the forum automatically get handed over to Boycie?  Happy Days!    
 
 

I think he might be dead anyway?
He's clearly dressed for the operating theatre... although they may just keep that on him for the morgue now, I suppose?  
White walls and bedding, with wires and monitors everywhere. 
Double door leading to the en-suite (Clearly in a private ward room, but I'd expect nothing less, for our late great leader). 
There's what appears to be a defibrillator on the window sill. 
The window blinds are closed, so clearly the staff have no need to "keep an eye on him" any more.
It appears they have shaved his inner thighs in readiness for some form of invasive procedure? (Though that could just be due to the chaffing?)
Even the dog is lain pining by the side of his body, which is a sure sign!  They don't let dogs in unless it's exceptional circumstances!
Watch him try to deny it!
 
Does the forum automatically get handed over to Boycie?  Happy Days!    
 
 

Shoes (or whatever the food they are) on the bed.. You would be dead in my house.

And animals.

Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish cities and towns?
Stirling Moss
Lewis Hamilton 
Eddie Irvine
Ayr Town Centre....

You know times are bad in the East Midlands when a 1-1 draw at home to Rotherham gets you the bragging rights...

I don't think I'd get away with that.  Our accountant is no fuel!  

You should have pretended it was a book about Preston. 

Not for an undertaker.

A bit of forward thinking, the missus has been carrying this around since the Wembley final.

No had plenty of emails about football shirts so the emails haven’t broken down.

What a ridiculous question.  If it was meant to go on the bottom, they'd have called it Ketchdown!  

What a ridiculous question.  If it was meant to go on the bottom, they'd have called it Ketchdown!  

What a ridiculous question.  If it was meant to go on the bottom, they'd have called it Ketchdown!  

Lovely steak and kidney pie and chips for me tonight!

What's that @Angry Ram? Something missing you say? Right you are sir...

What's that @Jourdan? Still something missing you say? Ok ok just for you..

Everyone happy now?