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Oh dear!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!  ?

I know they don't. Just stating my 3/4 fan status ?

Is that American speak for 9th April??

My son has just rung me and was like a kid on Christmas Eve, 
 
Someone from the club has rung him this afternoon to tell him he has won one !
they told him they had done a draw to give some away, doing raffles or the auction. So he is well chuffed full signed shirt
 
Thank You Derby for making his day
 

That's harsh, I think he's one of the better posters on here. 

Don't spoil it. I was looking forward to lurid details of jealous jilted lovers etc

A very nice young lady just offered me her seat on the train 

You’ll flip it within 10 mins.

Usually a goal like that takes the crowd by surprise.
On the countless times I've watched that back over the years, I've always loved the way the crowd noise builds expectantly, from the split second he let's fly.  It's like everyone just knew it was on it's way in, like a slow-mo of a 3 yard tap-in!
An all time classic.
Rest in peace, Mr Radford.  You deserve your rightful spot in FA Cup history.
xxx

Ooh no!  Way too dangerous!
Way back in the day, we were always advised never to put a vase of flowers on the telly, in case it got knocked over.  I suspect the same applies to a pint of beer.  Do you not have a sideboard?

Usually a goal like that takes the crowd by surprise.
On the countless times I've watched that back over the years, I've always loved the way the crowd noise builds expectantly, from the split second he let's fly.  It's like everyone just knew it was on it's way in, like a slow-mo of a 3 yard tap-in!
An all time classic.
Rest in peace, Mr Radford.  You deserve your rightful spot in FA Cup history.
xxx

Crewton’s post was sponsored by Ron Brooks Toyota ?

#Dalek
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Usually a goal like that takes the crowd by surprise.
On the countless times I've watched that back over the years, I've always loved the way the crowd noise builds expectantly, from the split second he let's fly.  It's like everyone just knew it was on it's way in, like a slow-mo of a 3 yard tap-in!
An all time classic.
Rest in peace, Mr Radford.  You deserve your rightful spot in FA Cup history.
xxx

Usually a goal like that takes the crowd by surprise.
On the countless times I've watched that back over the years, I've always loved the way the crowd noise builds expectantly, from the split second he let's fly.  It's like everyone just knew it was on it's way in, like a slow-mo of a 3 yard tap-in!
An all time classic.
Rest in peace, Mr Radford.  You deserve your rightful spot in FA Cup history.
xxx

Usually a goal like that takes the crowd by surprise.
On the countless times I've watched that back over the years, I've always loved the way the crowd noise builds expectantly, from the split second he let's fly.  It's like everyone just knew it was on it's way in, like a slow-mo of a 3 yard tap-in!
An all time classic.
Rest in peace, Mr Radford.  You deserve your rightful spot in FA Cup history.
xxx

Big love to Kirsty, one of the best and so missed.....

Probably been mentioned already, but we missed more penalties in 10 minutes than Matt Le Tissier in his entire career, scoring 47 out of 48.

Indeed, sorry I find it difficult to concentrate when I’m mid-rant!

TBF mate, I was of course on the wum, and fully appreciate this sort of thing messes with peoples plans, and to a degree, with peoples lives.  Me less than many, as I rarely go away, live within a 30 min stroll of the ground for home games... and rarely have anything interesting to do on the other six days of the week!  ?
On this occasion, this change offers the potential for more positives than negatives for me.  There are times when such changes pisses me of too...Although to date, I have never considered gluing my arse to anyone's face... but I guess that may come, one day!  ???

This is what happens when you get in your teleporter with a wasp instead of a fly.

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I’m with you.
Year after year we’re supposed to be excited by Gareth Southgate sucking the life out of some of the most talented players on the planet by playing his safe eleven, like it’s been put together by actuaries.
Harry bleedin’ Maguire’s swede head dropping as he cocks up yet again, only for Southgate to defend him, saying the lads all love him and he does a lovely Karaoke version of U can’t touch this.
Harry Kane, son of Roy Hattersley, rolling around like a dirty Labrador in pigs’ muck until such time as he’s called upon to take a penalty.
Raheem ‘look at my booty’ Sterling waddling about up front, running into defenders like a Tardis with a blanket over its antennae.
I could go on.
Or not.