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Older folk than me have oft reference this.  They do say had we done what York did back then (and since), we'd actually be York now!
 
Well... I think we'd still be called Derby, but you know what I mean.  🤓

... and how many bedrooms do have?
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2 ain't old enough, 5's suspended, and the other is off sixth with a stomach bug.

2 ain't old enough, 5's suspended, and the other is off sixth with a stomach bug.

7 and 10, they’re unusual names.☺️

*plaice

Preferably 5 spare rooms lol 😜 

As a club taking into account our history, punching above our weight would be top 10 in the premier league, the minimum we should be is a top 8 championship side anything lower than that then we’re underachieving. Last season (22/23) finishing 7th in L1 was the joint worst in our entire history. 
However given we’re 2 years on from near oblivion, and the distribution of finances in football over the past 5-8 years especially, in our current state to be anywhere near the playoffs would be punching above our weight. 
I’ve been fortunate to see Derby as a top 10 premier league club beating some of the big boys, but have to face the possibility we’ll never get back there. To get back to the premier league alone will be tough. And to survive you need to spend £150m!! It’s bonkers.
The premier league has changed football in this country for the worse, it’s almost a super league in itself and I think unless a regulator gets hold of it there will soon be a clamour for it to become a closed shop and the concern is some foreigners or self interested clubs who know nothing about the history of football in this country will decide 1 or 2 clubs from the East Mids is enough for the top table (bit like what Derbyshire is facing in cricket) and that would be devastating. I think I’d turn my back on all football if that happened.
We couldn’t have picked a worse decade to be s***. 

All females of a certain age should be made to have lip enhancement, That way they won't look out of place 🙄 

Older folk than me have oft reference this.  They do say had we done what York did back then (and since), we'd actually be York now!
 
Well... I think we'd still be called Derby, but you know what I mean.  🤓

Dear Mods,
Can we add plant pots to the banned list, please? 
Ta.
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All the very best to you, Gabbers.
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Are you trying to compare our manager to an "unsexy manager"?  Seriously? 😲
Warney is hotter than a steaming espresso in a Sicilian heatwave!  
#scorchio
#Phwarne
#I would
#Ooh er, missus
#etc

Can't believe there wasn't a "WARNE stOUT" mat.
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I'm thinking a remake of the Bay City Rollers classic, Shang-a-Laing-a-Wang.

99% of episodes seem to be filmed in Spain but ours wasn’t!
 
 

If @admira's new gaff doesn't resemble Alonso Towers, I am going to be bitterly disappointed.
 
 

I'm thinking a remake of the Bay City Rollers classic, Shang-a-Laing-a-Wang.

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

This week, I am mostly gonna be stealing the term "Shorthand shithousing".
 
... and sod the lisp!  
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That's why we rarely get to games. Don't want to leave the cash piles unattended for too long......😉