Mucker1884

If baby won't drink cold milk, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds.

They was named the 2nd happiest club recently which they wasn't happy about. This then pushed them down to the 12th happiest club.
The new 2nd happiest club were so overjoyed at moving up that they was then named the 1st happiest club.
The previous 1st place club was pretty disappointed at losing their new title, which in turn dropped them to 8th....
 
TBC

If you can afford it, and it's something Mrs W enjoys, then why not. 
As that doesn't seem to be the case with the latter two examples, I think someone needs to be a bit more assertive, and say "No thanks.  That's not something that appeals to me" to the next "invite"... and someone else needs to do a little more thinking before buying his wife a "Present-for-one"!  At the very least, he should be consulting with you/Mrs W before going ahead and booking something.
...Either that, or he needs to start manning up, and actually start spending some time with his missus himself!  LOL!
#Justsayno

Becoming an uncle for the first time.

If you can afford it, and it's something Mrs W enjoys, then why not. 
As that doesn't seem to be the case with the latter two examples, I think someone needs to be a bit more assertive, and say "No thanks.  That's not something that appeals to me" to the next "invite"... and someone else needs to do a little more thinking before buying his wife a "Present-for-one"!  At the very least, he should be consulting with you/Mrs W before going ahead and booking something.
...Either that, or he needs to start manning up, and actually start spending some time with his missus himself!  LOL!
#Justsayno

Are you allowed to park it by the side of the pitch like they did in the 70's

Vauxhall Zafira. fits the grandkids in and the dog, very versatile, 7 seater for day trips (Grandads mini bus), good runner, easy for me mam to get in and out.
Found it at the side of the road......

I don't think I can say this without sounding a dick, but I'm going to hope you get it anyway...
I'm comfortably well off, but my missus passed away. I'd reverse those things in a heartbeat.
Life deals harsh cards sometimes; people and employers can be shitbags. You'll get through being skint, so long as you stick together for each other...and then you won't be skint, and you'll be stronger for the shared effort. Good luck SSD.

St Dogmaels, Cardigan Bay.

I equate Brains (The brewery, not the human organ!) with Wales?  If so, I'll let others narrow it down from there.  The statue is certainly not familiar.

Was just about to come on and beg you both to stay.  
Turns out you're both not allowed to leave anyway, so I won't bother!  That way, everybody's happy!  :-)

Account removal button is stuck, reckon Boycie has been eating over it and got crumbs down the side. Until it’s fixed no accounts can be removed.

So, back in the day, people were moaning about this sort of thing, and even in this day and age, it's the same old, same old. Moan, moan, whinge, whinge. 
It is what it is, so not worth getting angry about it!  

A fantasy?
 
... or is that just me?  

People who say
"meegrayn" instead of migraine
"antty" instead of aunty
newsreaders (and its only ever those cnuts) who pronounce Australia as "oar-stralia"
and anyone who says "tuthpaste" should be shot

Pretenders ain’t they..

Pictures!
closer the better, tell em @froggg!

Honestly?  I ummed and ahhed 'twixt the two, and wasn't convinced either way, so took a punt!  LOL!  
 
EDIT:
Actually no... my final decision was made on the basis that your version simply sounded too posh for on here!  :-) 

So, back in the day, people were moaning about this sort of thing, and even in this day and age, it's the same old, same old. Moan, moan, whinge, whinge. 
It is what it is, so not worth getting angry about it!  

So, back in the day, people were moaning about this sort of thing, and even in this day and age, it's the same old, same old. Moan, moan, whinge, whinge. 
It is what it is, so not worth getting angry about it!  

We Europeans! 

People who hijack pages of a general thread with a single topic.

Hark at Cupid here

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.