Mucker1884

Seen nowt as yet, but caught a bit of RD, and now read through the matchday thread. Looks like my scrappy 0-1 away win prediction was nob on. ... apart from the scrappy bit... and the score line. Damn these fine figures of goal poaching, second half game commanding, almost world beating professionals! 🐏

Helping (Muckerette) to sell, not buy! 🙄 #27 years of married bliss, they do say!

SALE MUST END BOXING DAY!

very prophetic. Well done sir. 😁

I wish! 🐏 Nothing so exciting, sadly.... No... was out... grabbing what I could from RD in the van (caught the first goal, and the red card), whilst fetching and carrying for Muckerette's Xmas Craft Fair doodah over Duffield way. Just got back to see they've upped it to 3. Hoorah! 🐏 Time for a match thread catch up...

Who in the heck said I was referring to the brow... yeah ok... I was! 🤣 Happy to bow to your better knowledge/memory, and happy to be corrected. I just recalled it to being "Around that time", rather than a specific season, in all honesty. 👍🍻🐏

Interesting on 4:39, there's no pussyfooting around the issue by the ref. He basically tells Orient to shove any claims for a penalty up their arse, whilst simultaneously doing a full on impression of... erm... whoever was Olympic diving champion at that time! Yer just can't go around making those accusations these days! 🤣

No direct memory, although I would have been there. I only know the answer thanks to Google, so I won't spoil it for others... suffice to add a little clue, if I may... I presume there was a certain away kit on show that has often and repeatedly been described as "The worst away football kit in the history of away football kits"! 🤮🤣

Goal 1: Looked clumsy, possibly 2x scuffs... but I concede it's a small screen and not the best angle, so apologies if I'm wrong. 🤷‍♂️ Goal 2: All in it together, dogged determination and calm heads all round. 👏 Goal 3: Any direct hit from a FK gets a thumbs up from me. 👍 Goal 4: Pure class. 🥂 A very short reel, obviously, but it was enough to impress me! Great work, lads. 🐏

That's like telling a red-head that all blondes are well fit, innit. She'll not thank you for it! #Whippet my arse

A title oozing with double-entendre. Not so well hidden hints of male genitalia. Actual tree decs emblazoned with actual four letter words. It's never too early for a good old fashioned wholesome dcfcfans Christmas thread, I say! 😁 🐏 🎅

They will if they throw in a voucher towards qualifying for Wembley tickets! 🤣

"Definitely between 2007 and 2010", suggests Muckerette... and her memory is far more reliable than mine! 😁🐏

"I've actually lost cost"? Just who was compromising who, eh? 👀

Got to have had this little beauty for well over a decade now?

Blimey! I've caught the odd couple of minutes of this stuff on the internet. I had no idea they now do a live tour! What is the world coming to! 😲

I've just Googled "Who is currently the laughing stock of English Football?" I then clicked on the "In the last year" option thing. Obviously, some headlines are going off at a tangent. Spurs and Chelsea get mentions. As do Sheff Weds and/or Chansiri. The Premier League itself is listed... thanks to the refereeing/VAR hoohah! The only mention of Derby County I could spot offered a link to page 13 of this very forum thread. I'm getting a suspicion that maybe we aren't actually the laughing stock of football?* *It was a very brief Google search though, to be fair, and only glanced down page one of the search results, so I'm happy to be proven wrong.

A/ 8.333% chance of autos. B/ 16.666% chance of making the play-offs (and a 25% chance of winning them thereafter... if we do get in them). C/ 75% chance of us staying in this godforsaken league. (By the end of normal season/prior to play-offs) D/ "You should have stated the "I'd say..." bit in your first post. You initially made it appear to be fact (In which case your figures were wrong), when it was mere opinion all along. E/ I'm calling utter tosh, and/or wummery of the first degree.

I love the banter as much as anyone, and if there's any pisster be taken, I'll happily jump the queue... but give them and him credit. In this day and age, getting up there is difficult to say the least, staying there is a massive achievement, and for whatever reasons (3 or more worse teams etc) and whoever finishes the job, staying up a second time is nigh on fantasy land. OK... yeah... he's pug-ugly... they have extra digits... and pink seats... and inter-relational activities etc, etc... but on this particular topic, I'd rather keep schtum. As "bad" as things are for them at present, they're well in the lead in the current stage of the A52 Rally! I'd do something very unhealthy with my right arm to be in the position they are in right now. Now, pass me a bucket...

The worst Barnsley team to venture out of Yorkshire since 1894, I heard.

I'm the same mate. Worried I might miss summat! 🤣

Have we had 4 already? Blimey, we really are doing well. 🤣

You can have that on a technicality, but if you didn't have me on ignore, you'd have noticed I got us to the end of January...

Are Wembley tickets classed as "Away", or "Neutral"? Asking for a long term ST holder that is becoming rather excited now that the weather is starting to perk up a bit, and realising that hey, maybe a trophy is as good as an actual cup afterall... etc... etc...

Finally... We agree! 😉