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40 min 1-1 (Cameron Jerome!) 43 mins 1-2 EDIT: Half time... shrews lead... Bolton 4 points behind us, with half a game in hand! 😁

Not sure the use of our "Major Incident alert" photo is appropriate for them to use, just for a bit of a ticket update! 👀

Priority entrance (more than 10mins before kick off): £3.50 Pi55: £1 Pie & Pint meal deal: £22.50 Added time: £2 per minute or part thereof... each half Aisle seat: £7.50 Baggage security check by steward (Mandatory): £12.00 per bag Ticket check by steward (Mandatory): £15.00 per ticket

Answer: To avoid being caught up in a damp squib/dead rubber! 👀 Allow me to offer an example, based on a true story... The potential to play at the Stad de MK Hockey, needing a result to avoid relegation... Leave it too late to glean away tickets by the official DCFC route... Go to the bother of signing up to become a Wimbledon fan! Fail first attempt to buy tickets from Wimbledon, due to home postcode. Come up with the cunning plan to use sister's (then) Southend address, and subsequently (successfully) order 6 tickets for delivery, which of course then required posting from Southend to Derby! For the record, this tele-con Included a beautifully delivered Mockney accent and quotes of "No, I haven't been to the MK Hockey ground before, so no preference to which stand the tickets are for", and the classic yet calmly delivered "But I used to attend Selhurst regularly back in the day" (Unquote)! Beat Millwall at home a week before, thus surviving the threat of relegation. Attend aforementioned Damp squib/dead rubber at the Stad de MK Hockey, and despite the lovely weather and good numbers of Rams fans (in both away and indeed the home sections), by god, what an absolute s*** game (and atmosphere) that was! Lose 1-0, etc. Still a Wimbledon fan, as far as I'm aware, etc. Meh. etc 🤣

https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2024/04/select-your-derby-county-202324-goal-of-the-season

Well, technically the first "oar" was replacing "Oh". Mine was replacing "or". However, I'm a self-confessed stickler for rules, and have a personal hatred of repeat puns, so I'll take the yellow card on the chin. You can be quite stern when you want to! But I don't eight you for it. I just can't believe I Blue it! (etc...) 🍻

I'm gonna wait for Cashin to win the April vote for his 94th minute winner v Carlisle.

Aha! I'm with yer! I totally missed that! NOW it scans! 👀 ... Beautifully! 😁👍🍻

I doubt that. I think it's just phallusy.

Colours mean nothing, blame less so. When we recall, 35 years ago. The 97, who no longer cheer, The grace of God, keeps the rest of us here. It could have been you. It could have been me. Que sera, sera, it wasn't to be. So spare them a minute. Spare them respect. For the family of football, for the families since wrecked. Just one minute, to remember those lost. Whatever the cause, T'was one hell of a cost. Never forget the 97, As they look down, from their Kop up in heaven. xxx

FTFY

... Or what division we'll be in!

Stop this puns right now ... Oar else!

Line 8 needs a re-jig. Doesn't scan right. And could you please add "Ha Ha" to the end of line 9, for us old 'uns! 😁

Sounds like he wanted to say a bit more, but thought better of it! 🤣

I suspect quite a few may be heading for an airport wearing dark glasses, a baseball cap, and carrying a false passport! 😎

Out out? 😲

I'd be very surprised if the handrail height isn't at least similar to scaffold handrail regulations... minimum of 950mm from the deck. I challenge anyone to take a tape measure, and report back! 😁 For reference... as I'm currently DIYing, and have my tool in my hand... I've just checked my waist height... 980mm, in my crocs! 😁

If they shunted the away fans further into the East Stand, they wouldn't be able to see me giving it large from my safely distanced seat in the NE Corner, and those around me wouldn't realise just how tough and intimidating I am. It's a no from me, and if anyone's got anything to say about that, come outside, and say it to my face. Capeesh?