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Not overly scientific. Based on the highest number of league starts made in Goal, Defence, Midfield, Attack in a 442 formation.
Three ‘subs’ are those with the next most starts. 
 

Not overly scientific. Based on the highest number of league starts made in Goal, Defence, Midfield, Attack in a 442 formation.
Three ‘subs’ are those with the next most starts. 
 

Not overly scientific. Based on the highest number of league starts made in Goal, Defence, Midfield, Attack in a 442 formation.
Three ‘subs’ are those with the next most starts. 
 

Have you tried putting the food in your mouth rather than your underpants?

Just enjoying what’s happening on the pitch.

Mine is even worse as:
A) It was before there was any such thing as replica shirts so my Mum attached a Rams badge on a plain white shirt with poppers
B) My hair clashed with the Trophy football and the curtains
C) It was my 10th birthday and my cake only had a measly three candles.

White!

Bit late to the party…
Suffolk
Ipswich Town
Born in Burton (Winshill). Dad a Rams fan and my grandad lived next door to Jackie Stamps! Moved this side of the country over 20 years ago for university but once a Ram…

Didn’t realise we had Ron Weasley in our celebrity fan base ?.

Mine is even worse as:
A) It was before there was any such thing as replica shirts so my Mum attached a Rams badge on a plain white shirt with poppers
B) My hair clashed with the Trophy football and the curtains
C) It was my 10th birthday and my cake only had a measly three candles.

We had those curtains and that very same ball…dad worked away occasionally…surely not…

Mine is even worse as:
A) It was before there was any such thing as replica shirts so my Mum attached a Rams badge on a plain white shirt with poppers
B) My hair clashed with the Trophy football and the curtains
C) It was my 10th birthday and my cake only had a measly three candles.

Mine is even worse as:
A) It was before there was any such thing as replica shirts so my Mum attached a Rams badge on a plain white shirt with poppers
B) My hair clashed with the Trophy football and the curtains
C) It was my 10th birthday and my cake only had a measly three candles.

Mine is even worse as:
A) It was before there was any such thing as replica shirts so my Mum attached a Rams badge on a plain white shirt with poppers
B) My hair clashed with the Trophy football and the curtains
C) It was my 10th birthday and my cake only had a measly three candles.

Mine is even worse as:
A) It was before there was any such thing as replica shirts so my Mum attached a Rams badge on a plain white shirt with poppers
B) My hair clashed with the Trophy football and the curtains
C) It was my 10th birthday and my cake only had a measly three candles.

We need a poll. Where's Gallup when you need them?

1. Just covered my shoes in Bubble Wrap....... now popping to the shops. 
2. I could go on forever about how I change the colour of certain herbs............ but I dye cress
 
3. Highlight pens will be the next big craze.............mark my words!
 
4. I was so ugly when I was young my nickname was "Seaweed" cos not even the tide would take me out. 
5. My dad was a Siamese twin.........his brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed.
6. Last time I went to Blackpool I rode on a donkey......…..took me two weeks to get there! 
7. They say that women prefer the strong silent type......….apparently this doesn't apply to farts though. 
8. My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...................... I told her she was starting to sound just like my wife. 
9. It's 10 years today that my mate Dave came running down the corridor with tears streaming down his face, screaming "Its a boy, It's a boy!"............We haven't been back to Thailand since! 
10. I'm secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 
11. Did my first nude painting early this evening. The neighbours weren't happy, but the front door looks great!
12. I bought a book entitled “How To Scam People Online” about three months ago............. it still hasn’t arrived. 
13. Boris Jonson met with the cabinet today, he also spoke to the wardrobe and argued with a chest of drawers.
14. At school we were all a bit concerned about Sex Ed..........he was the Caretaker. 
15. This homeless bloke threatened to shove his newspaper up my arse........ I gave him £10 not to force the issue. 
16. Was in the pub the other night with my mates when these 4 huge thugs started threatening us. "Pretend we're the Police" my mate said. Well I'd only got halfway through the first verse of "Roxanne" before they kicked the poo out of us. 
17. Bought one of those Memory Foam pillows last week.....it's rubbish, I can't remember where I put it. 
18. A bloke stopped me in the street and asked why I was carrying an 8ft book.........I said “It's a long story.” 
19. Went to the doctors this morning with severe flatulence. As I sat in his room, he went and got a long pole with a hook on the end."Blimey, what's that for Doc'" I asked nervously. "Nothing to worry about" he said, "Just thought I'd open a window."
 
20. I had to dump my girlfriend, Lyndsey Doyle..........she smelt like a cricket bat

If we carry on our form over the last three games we’ll finish on 76 points, that should do?

Isn't that actually 4/1 with it being decimal odds? Even shorter than you think..... COYR!!!

1. Just covered my shoes in Bubble Wrap....... now popping to the shops. 
2. I could go on forever about how I change the colour of certain herbs............ but I dye cress
 
3. Highlight pens will be the next big craze.............mark my words!
 
4. I was so ugly when I was young my nickname was "Seaweed" cos not even the tide would take me out. 
5. My dad was a Siamese twin.........his brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed.
6. Last time I went to Blackpool I rode on a donkey......…..took me two weeks to get there! 
7. They say that women prefer the strong silent type......….apparently this doesn't apply to farts though. 
8. My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...................... I told her she was starting to sound just like my wife. 
9. It's 10 years today that my mate Dave came running down the corridor with tears streaming down his face, screaming "Its a boy, It's a boy!"............We haven't been back to Thailand since! 
10. I'm secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 
11. Did my first nude painting early this evening. The neighbours weren't happy, but the front door looks great!
12. I bought a book entitled “How To Scam People Online” about three months ago............. it still hasn’t arrived. 
13. Boris Jonson met with the cabinet today, he also spoke to the wardrobe and argued with a chest of drawers.
14. At school we were all a bit concerned about Sex Ed..........he was the Caretaker. 
15. This homeless bloke threatened to shove his newspaper up my arse........ I gave him £10 not to force the issue. 
16. Was in the pub the other night with my mates when these 4 huge thugs started threatening us. "Pretend we're the Police" my mate said. Well I'd only got halfway through the first verse of "Roxanne" before they kicked the poo out of us. 
17. Bought one of those Memory Foam pillows last week.....it's rubbish, I can't remember where I put it. 
18. A bloke stopped me in the street and asked why I was carrying an 8ft book.........I said “It's a long story.” 
19. Went to the doctors this morning with severe flatulence. As I sat in his room, he went and got a long pole with a hook on the end."Blimey, what's that for Doc'" I asked nervously. "Nothing to worry about" he said, "Just thought I'd open a window."
 
20. I had to dump my girlfriend, Lyndsey Doyle..........she smelt like a cricket bat

1. Just covered my shoes in Bubble Wrap....... now popping to the shops. 
2. I could go on forever about how I change the colour of certain herbs............ but I dye cress
 
3. Highlight pens will be the next big craze.............mark my words!
 
4. I was so ugly when I was young my nickname was "Seaweed" cos not even the tide would take me out. 
5. My dad was a Siamese twin.........his brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed.
6. Last time I went to Blackpool I rode on a donkey......…..took me two weeks to get there! 
7. They say that women prefer the strong silent type......….apparently this doesn't apply to farts though. 
8. My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...................... I told her she was starting to sound just like my wife. 
9. It's 10 years today that my mate Dave came running down the corridor with tears streaming down his face, screaming "Its a boy, It's a boy!"............We haven't been back to Thailand since! 
10. I'm secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 
11. Did my first nude painting early this evening. The neighbours weren't happy, but the front door looks great!
12. I bought a book entitled “How To Scam People Online” about three months ago............. it still hasn’t arrived. 
13. Boris Jonson met with the cabinet today, he also spoke to the wardrobe and argued with a chest of drawers.
14. At school we were all a bit concerned about Sex Ed..........he was the Caretaker. 
15. This homeless bloke threatened to shove his newspaper up my arse........ I gave him £10 not to force the issue. 
16. Was in the pub the other night with my mates when these 4 huge thugs started threatening us. "Pretend we're the Police" my mate said. Well I'd only got halfway through the first verse of "Roxanne" before they kicked the poo out of us. 
17. Bought one of those Memory Foam pillows last week.....it's rubbish, I can't remember where I put it. 
18. A bloke stopped me in the street and asked why I was carrying an 8ft book.........I said “It's a long story.” 
19. Went to the doctors this morning with severe flatulence. As I sat in his room, he went and got a long pole with a hook on the end."Blimey, what's that for Doc'" I asked nervously. "Nothing to worry about" he said, "Just thought I'd open a window."
 
20. I had to dump my girlfriend, Lyndsey Doyle..........she smelt like a cricket bat

1. Just covered my shoes in Bubble Wrap....... now popping to the shops. 
2. I could go on forever about how I change the colour of certain herbs............ but I dye cress
 
3. Highlight pens will be the next big craze.............mark my words!
 
4. I was so ugly when I was young my nickname was "Seaweed" cos not even the tide would take me out. 
5. My dad was a Siamese twin.........his brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed.
6. Last time I went to Blackpool I rode on a donkey......…..took me two weeks to get there! 
7. They say that women prefer the strong silent type......….apparently this doesn't apply to farts though. 
8. My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...................... I told her she was starting to sound just like my wife. 
9. It's 10 years today that my mate Dave came running down the corridor with tears streaming down his face, screaming "Its a boy, It's a boy!"............We haven't been back to Thailand since! 
10. I'm secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 
11. Did my first nude painting early this evening. The neighbours weren't happy, but the front door looks great!
12. I bought a book entitled “How To Scam People Online” about three months ago............. it still hasn’t arrived. 
13. Boris Jonson met with the cabinet today, he also spoke to the wardrobe and argued with a chest of drawers.
14. At school we were all a bit concerned about Sex Ed..........he was the Caretaker. 
15. This homeless bloke threatened to shove his newspaper up my arse........ I gave him £10 not to force the issue. 
16. Was in the pub the other night with my mates when these 4 huge thugs started threatening us. "Pretend we're the Police" my mate said. Well I'd only got halfway through the first verse of "Roxanne" before they kicked the poo out of us. 
17. Bought one of those Memory Foam pillows last week.....it's rubbish, I can't remember where I put it. 
18. A bloke stopped me in the street and asked why I was carrying an 8ft book.........I said “It's a long story.” 
19. Went to the doctors this morning with severe flatulence. As I sat in his room, he went and got a long pole with a hook on the end."Blimey, what's that for Doc'" I asked nervously. "Nothing to worry about" he said, "Just thought I'd open a window."
 
20. I had to dump my girlfriend, Lyndsey Doyle..........she smelt like a cricket bat

My cracked mobile screen will serve as a reminder of the game. Took a while to realise I had been stamping on it after the winner went in!

Wow this is impressive! 
 
 

Wow this is impressive!