Jourdan

A reply to Savage's tweet......I kid you not.....
 

I didnt hear the interview, but I am beginning to get the impression that Ed Dawes really should be spinning discs between the hours of 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. on North Norfolk Digital. 

Sorry to milk this one, but perhaps the programme could be called Early Dawes.
 

What a treat. Thank you

Warning to any business going into administration - do not use Quantuma !

30k profit 

Newcastle.  Thats at least 30 million. Great

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
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If the club put sausage rolls , mini pork pies, volouvants , egg and cress cobs and a few pickled onion and cheese on sticks on the menu then I think they’d find the many food smugglers would be splashing the cash - then maybe in 2 or 3 years we can do a Leicester…mmm Red Leicester 

I’ll ask mother 

They need lessons on the art of smuggling food into stadiums and cinemas - try getting a keiche into the cinema these days - your treated like a criminal!

It’s people like you that have put the club in the dangerous financial position - millions of pounds in debt- that it finds itself in now.

When I go, not often, I always take Prawn Sandwiches. No crusts obviously.

Yellow fish as per first post - up the rams ! 

So, interested to know what food others have sneaked into stadia over the years ? I can prodley say I have never purchased any food substances from a ground in my 40 years of attendance-Some of my favourites have included the double sided sausage rolls we used to get in the 80s , savourey pancakes , with a sort of fish filling as opposed to jam, again an 80s special - maybe some yellow fish mixed with cream and herbs. But my most risky was the cheese flan - what you young people would now call keiche - it never looked the same when you opened the bag at HT as when mother shoved it in your pocket earlier that day but boy was it flavoursome. 
In the 90s I got a bit more adventurous and try more healthy options such as cheese sandwiches or celery sticks - the risk of bringing in a little bowl of salt to dip the celery in was risky but was worth it when it came to sharing it round at HT with the stewards 
still enough about my exploits what about you guys ? 
please don’t mention sweets I’ll do another post on this topic although I have to say the medium sized jelly based sweets of multiple flavours, with a liquid core - can’t mention the brands! have always been my favourite - and are a little more exotic from the standard fruit based jelly some of you bring in. Still no judgement here . 
 

And as for away days - well it’s obviously harder to get in the selection of foods as I did for home games but I had my methods…
My away days favourite in the 80s was the volouvant and also a cocktail sausages - these were easily hideable on your person and as yet no steward has detected these on me . Volouvants also firm up once cooled and if they we’re detected at the turnstiles I’d just say the cat had left it in my pocket - seemed to work . Plus a lot of places you’d visit noone had seen a volouvant so was easy to wriggle out of . 
Boy we got into some scrapes - I remember once we were truffling down some pineapple and cheese , minus the cocktail sticks of course !!!!!!!!! at gillingham away - the stewards spotted our unusual behaviour and moved towards us - without any hesitation it was shoes off , food in shoes , sorted - nothing to see here !
Well it worked and meant we had snacks for the journey home . Good times 
 

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
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Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
?
 

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
?
 

On a serious note, we can definitely stay up.
If we are looking at 45 points as a reasonable target, that’s 31 points from 20 games.
Our home form will give us a very good shot. Our immediate rivals Peterborough, Hull, Cardiff and Barnsley all have to come to PP. As well, we also have winnable home games v Birmingham, Preston, Millwall, Coventry and Bristol City.
So much will depend on whether we can improve our away form and pick up a few surprise results to drag ourselves over the line.
This recent run of 4 wins in 5 should have everyone feeling hopeful. Win at Forest and suddenly the impossible starts to look mightily possible.

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
?
 

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
?
 

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
?
 

On a serious note, we can definitely stay up.
If we are looking at 45 points as a reasonable target, that’s 31 points from 20 games.
Our home form will give us a very good shot. Our immediate rivals Peterborough, Hull, Cardiff and Barnsley all have to come to PP. As well, we also have winnable home games v Birmingham, Preston, Millwall, Coventry and Bristol City.
So much will depend on whether we can improve our away form and pick up a few surprise results to drag ourselves over the line.
This recent run of 4 wins in 5 should have everyone feeling hopeful. Win at Forest and suddenly the impossible starts to look mightily possible.

Disappointed.
An experienced manager would have won this game 3-0.
?