FindernRam Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 The Annual Darwin Awards remember people who removed themselves from the gene pool by doing something monumentally stupid, like dismantling a hand grenade with a hammer! Thought it would be interesting for people to nominate their most stupid thing linked to football (not that resulted in death of course). Starters from me: 1. Awarding a goal when ball was clearly outside- Clattenburg 2. Kungfu kicking a spectator- Cantona 3. "This is a massive club, its a dream come true"- Most transferred players 4. "For those watching in black and white, United are in red"- Motson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 5. Signing for Notts Forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 6. Bradley Johnson referring to us as "Derby City" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 7. "The reality is" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Existing - Stuart Attwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 To win the league, you have to finish above Man United. Can't remember who said it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Ferguson selling Ronaldo? Derby County appointing Tommy Docherty as manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 The Football League for agreeing to a £17m fine for QPR when the court ruled in favour of a £42m fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rample Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Literally Andres Escobar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWC1983 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 About 1m 20sec into this. Good old Les Motttram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Richard keogh. That onetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 This site is hilarious: https://howtheyplay.com/team-sports/Top-50-Stupid-Football-Quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Dimmu said: This site is hilarious: https://howtheyplay.com/team-sports/Top-50-Stupid-Football-Quotes Reminds me of one ITV commentator during the world cup. Might have been Neville but don't know if he was only in the studio. "I'm a firm believer that all shots at goal should be saved" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rample Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 No mention of Lamps V Germany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.