Parsnip Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 "Beer before wine, you'll be fine." Not true. That world cup semi final I had a good 10 pints of estrella at the pub followed by a bottle and a half of Shiraz at home and I was not fine. Not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Parsnip said: "Beer before wine, you'll be fine." Not true. That world cup semi final I had a good 10 pints of estrella at the pub followed by a bottle and a half of Shiraz at home and I was not fine. Not at all. Presumably, if you'd had the wine first, you'd have been queer though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: "Beer before wine, you'll be fine." Not true. That world cup semi final I had a good 10 pints of estrella at the pub followed by a bottle and a half of Shiraz at home and I was not fine. Not at all. 1 hour ago, Lambchop said: Presumably, if you'd had the wine first, you'd have been queer though. I switch it round to say: "Wine before beer, have no fear" which is probably pretty stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Lambchop said: Presumably, if you'd had the wine first, you'd have been queer though. Aren't we all a little queer anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said: I switch it round to say: "Wine before beer, have no fear" which is probably pretty stupid. I'll do some experimentation. Give me a couple of weeks and i'll figure out the correct way. Rhyming advice to follow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Aren't we all a little queer anyway? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Highgate said: Some people absolutely believe to be true, many more are undecided and really wish it to be true. Minus the comedy wings and harps I mean. It's a comforting thought for a lot of people and I don't begrudge them that comfort, even though like you I don't believe such things myself.. 11 hours ago, Paul71 said: Or maybe it provides people some comfort from losing loved ones. The fatal flaw of the comment for me isn't that they're up in heaven or wherever, it's that they're only looking down when it suits you. I find no comfort whatsoever that me dead Nan might be looking down on me as I crack one off or while I'm having a poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Literally using the word literally when it literally isn't literal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 'The proof is in the pudding' GRRRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 It's taking part that counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Why would anyone 'turn in their grave'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 "the contenders for promotion this season are, Forest and Leeds" Or at least something along those lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, mozza said: Why would anyone 'turn in their grave'? Bedsores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 It's not stupid but I hate "bang average" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 "The season is write off" in July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Jumped out of their skin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 hours ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: "The season is write off" in July. There's an echo in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 7 hours ago, maxjam said: 'The proof is in the pudding' GRRRR Yes if you insist on using clichés at least get it fooking right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: There's an echo in here. There's an echo in here... ...here... ...here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 The form book goes out the window. Has anyone ever seen a form book ? And if you have, did it come flying out of a window ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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