1of4 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 After reading the what if threads in Rams Talk. I was wondering if anyone as had major what if in their own life. My own what if. What if I and my former work mates had got one more number correct on the lottery then we would have all been multi millionaires and could have stuck two fingers up to our cnut of a boss and not all made redundant later that year when the company was shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Split up with a girlfriend who went on to win the the lottery the next weekend. When I say win she was in a works syndicate but they all won like 50k or something each. She's now got a kid though so was a lucky escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Chosen to support Man United and Brazil instead of Derby and England...would I still have hair? I do often wonder what state my life would be in if I hadn't settled down and had children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, David said: Split up with a girlfriend who went on to win the the lottery the next weekend. When I say win she was in a works syndicate but they all won like 50k or something each. She's now got a kid though so was a lucky escape. Kid counting his/her blessings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Wolfie20 said: Kid counting his/her blessings? Not sure, I know I have. Right nutter she was, just like my girlfriend now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 What if I didn't leave Derby, what if my Dad never asked me to look into how to create a website would you all be on Derby Mad tonight? What if I didn't bump into the troll that is Boyice on the NEP forum, would he be paying full price for Apple products brand new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Ramage 4 EVA Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, David said: Not sure, I know I have. Right nutter she was, just like my girlfriend now. Blimey I went out with a RIGHT NUTTER once she broke in my house one afternoon and attacked me in bed (in a violent way not a sexy way) when I was on nights and she stole my Boston Red Socks T shirt Ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Maybe she wasn't a nutter after all, just a bit loopy! Should have a Tales of an Ex thread, could be quite entertaining that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 47 minutes ago, David said: What if I didn't leave Derby, what if my Dad never asked me to look into how to create a website would you all be on Derby Mad tonight? What if I didn't bump into the troll that is Boyice on the NEP forum, would he be paying full price for Apple products brand new Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 What if i'd turned up sober for the interview at British Rail in 1976 for an apprenticeship? I'd be manufacturing bullet trains in Japan instead of biscuits in Utch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: What if i'd turned up sober for the interview at British Rail in 1976 for an apprenticeship? I'd be manufacturing bullet trains in Japan instead of biscuits in Utch You can't dunk bullet trains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarboroughwa Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 There's an old mate (despite being a dick sometimes) who was very tall, very handsome, tanned easily, very capable, very confident, and could fight. Anyway, at about 16 years of age he shagged this horny blonde (not surprising) and got a major dose of herpes. Got really sick. This is bearing in mind that for those of us and our large boyish community who were shagging at this age (most of us) herpes was a no no no no no no no no!!! He struggled to even get a girl to talk to and at age 50, as far as I know, is single and childless. What if? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 6 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: What if i'd turned up sober for the interview at British Rail in 1976 for an apprenticeship? I'd be manufacturing bullet trains in Japan instead of biscuits in Utch I doubt it. You'd probably be retired already, on a very good pension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 The R.A.F. taught me to fly in the ATC got my O levels went for aircrew assessment at Biggin Hill and got accepted .Spent the summer riding round Skeggy ,Brighton on my Lambretta fighting with the grebbo's and generally havin a good time . Missed my call up date ,gets to September and my old man clips me round the ear and say's ain't it time you got job? Ended up as a GPO engineer not much difference eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 What if .... you get hit by a bus in an hour? Live life to the full and don't look back. There is a reason you didn't do things at particular point in your life. I was invited to spend a summer in an isolated cottage with two page three girls back in 1990. If i had gone, I would have missed out on SAS selection and would not be the alligator wrestling gigolo I am now. #bull****er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 What if I hadn't already generated and succombed to an inferiority complex by the age of 10? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said: What if .... you get hit by a bus in an hour? Live life to the full and don't look back. There is a reason you didn't do things at particular point in your life. I was invited to spend a summer in an isolated cottage with two page three girls back in 1990. If i had gone, I would have missed out on SAS selection and would not be the alligator wrestling gigolo I am now. #bull****er I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 hours ago, King Kevin said: The R.A.F. taught me to fly in the ATC got my O levels went for aircrew assessment at Biggin Hill and got accepted .Spent the summer riding round Skeggy ,Brighton on my Lambretta fighting with the grebbo's and generally havin a good time . Missed my call up date ,gets to September and my old man clips me round the ear and say's ain't it time you got job? Ended up as a GPO engineer not much difference eh? Did not have you down as a Biggles type old boy.. Sea Cadet me, always ran the ATC, pussies. I was similar, all set to join the Navy, was really keen and just about to sign up and lost my bottle.. Now I am in logistics ffs and spend my days arguing with pillocks about trends and stats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Fook me..... I could type out my life story..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Did not have you down as a Biggles type old boy.. Sea Cadet me, always ran the ATC, pussies. I was similar, all set to join the Navy, was really keen and just about to sign up and lost my bottle.. Now I am in logistics ffs and spend my days arguing with pillocks about trends and stats. I got chucked out the Sea Cadets ,when I graduated from a cub to a cadet it was tradional the throw your hat in the canal .I threw the lad in after mine . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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