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Rams as Cars Season 2


RamLad1884

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1 hour ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

Razza Camara - Yamaha V-max. Doesn't do all that much of what you want in a car (as it's a motorbike) but it does accelerate in a strait line very very fast. Has a slightly weird cult following.

Baird - Honda Civic. Much derided, but very capable and reliable.

Nick Blackman - Shelby Cobra Kit car project (unfinished - all parts present)

 

 

You're not really sure that there hasn't been some kind of mix-up at the factory and they've got some of the rod-ends mixed up from a VW Polo - the parts fit but they don't quite steer the thing right. 

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10 hours ago, reveldevil said:

Nuge is an white Astravan, doesn't matter how much you've spent or how new your car is, it's right up your arse in the outside lane of the motorway until you make way.

This my winner for the day

.... And the drivers window is down, a fag on and there's one of those report me if I'm driving badly stickers on the back ... But you just wouldn't would you. 

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Martinis like the first car you ever owned, you know the one, you gave it some stick, kicked it for breaking down(falling over) and didn't really appreciate it. Then some **** smashed into you and wrote it off. A while later you drive your new motor into Asda car park and you see your old car there, someone else has it and you kinda jealous. It was your first car, the best thing ever, yet you never really appreciated it and now it's gone for ever and your left with something not quite as good!

anyway that's my story, some ******* yank smashed up my arse end on the M25. I loved my fiat uno turbo

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Butterfield - Anything Japanese, with the ability to go sideways, all of the time

Thorne - Alfa Romeo Spider - Likely to break down most of the time, but when it's in the mood, there's nothing better to drive

Martin - Maybach - Big, cumbersome, but oozes class

Bryson - VW Polo Blumotion - Just goes, and goes, and goes...

Keogh - Lancia Beta, as it falls apart at the first sign of harsh conditions

Ince - Jaguar F-Type

Johnson - Challenger Tank

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14 hours ago, RamLad1884 said:

So around this time last year I made the thread 'Rams as Cars' it seemed to go down pretty well. Since then we've lost a few, gained a few and perceptions of players have changed. Lets go again!

This time i'm starting with Chris Baird, definitely a ford focus. Once the go to car but overtaken by the newer cars these days. We went an bought a flash sports car thinking it would do the job, but in the end we went with the reliable ford focus again

 

I'd have Bairdohimovic as an old Volvo estate.

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Can we please stop signing Alfa Romeos?

Looks good on paper/in the showroom, but bits fall off driving around multi-story car parks.

Oh, but we do love 'em ......:)

Would like to see a JCB or two in defence .... people who cast a shadow in the tunnel.

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Chris Martin is like some uber 4x4 ... In all honesty a bit brash and not very agile but used properly is hugely capable underneath the bling.

Johnny Russell .. Escort Mexico. ( I know I am showing my age !)  not very refined,  yet Quick, simple, reliable and effective in a scrap.

Alex Pearce .. One of those big pick up trucks with a large cab, awkward at times, but when you start using on a regular basis it can be very useful until you try and park it at the super market and the spaces are all a bit small.

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Cyrus Christie - Dodge Charger, powerful runner, suspect handling, you just wish "precise" could be somewhere even remotely in the same sentence.

Richard Keogh - Lotus Elise - nippy handling, good control, Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious. Gone head gasket a known fault.

Hanson - Ford Focus hire car.

Anya - Vauxhall Corsa VXR - Exciting when it was new out, but its an aging platform and faults are becoming apparent (you realize your old MK5 Golf was probably a better overall car)

 

 

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This is very good for those of us who like motors.

Now then .. what about Managers or owners as cars ?

Clough Senior ... Defo a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow.. Proud boastful, superior, not everyone's cup of tea but beautifully hand crafted

Pearson ... something that had a dodgy re map that doesn't work 

 

 

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Mel Morris - The Candy Crusher Monster Truck!

Fawaz - Kit Built replica of a Porsche 944 the turns out to have been based on Skoda Rapide mechanicals. Air con doesn't work. You can't stop laughing because you know the guy who brought it off eBay spent the first few weeks telling everyone he'd brought a real one.....then when he needed a part.....

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22 hours ago, jono said:

Keogh ... A category D BMW 535 you bought on eBay ... Quality ...but you always worry that something might break.

Bent ... S class Merc that's been round the clock, clutch is slipping, hand brake doesn't work, steering is a bit vague but get it on the motorway and it still eats the miles.

Butters ..  A DS Citroen ... Interesting, but the jury is out as to whether it was a Friday car or if it just needs a decent mechanic.

 

:lol:

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Nigel Pearson....not a car...but a mechanic.....

Who underfills the oil by about a liter.

Takes 20% of pressure out of the tyres.

Tightens the hand break cable so the rear pads always just slightly touch.

Cleaned out the air filter by ranting at it.

Test drove it at 5,800 rpm because he demands total commitment.

When asked,says his car in Leicester was awesome that way.

When you ask for customer services a wee twitch develops in his eye...

 

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