cheron85 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Apparently he was trying to make people aware of his availability... It is after all a professional networking tool... https://uk.linkedin.com/in/nathan-tyson-652113125 He had this to say about his time at Derby: Striker Derby County Football Club July 2011 – June 2014 (3 years) I joined the rams in 2011 as one of their stellar signings, where I spent the first season playing a mixture of striker and on the wing. During my time at Derby County, I proved to create a huge impact on the games when I was on the pitch and on numerous occasions came straight onto the pitch to score or be the provider and assist my teammates scoring goals. I thought you chaps may have some opinions on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Wow, just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Awww bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I wouldn't even know where to start, the fact he has to 'make people aware if his availability' shows how his time here went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Numerous occasions apparently being 5 in 41. Don't even get me started on the grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I am really worried about this candidate. He didn't say he was a highly motivated self starter or that he could use word and excel. Has he got a clean driving licence ? And what does he do in his spare time ? .. Nothing about dog walking, gardening or DIY for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t'oldu Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 People still use LinkedIn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Gypsy Ram said: People still use LinkedIn? I use it a lot, although my #1 skill on there right now is 'Pickles' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, wixman1884 said: I use it a lot, although my #1 skill on there right now is 'Pickles' I find that hard to believe, 'pickles'? Thought it would be "secret pizza party promoter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsall_Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 They say you can lie on your CV but this is just taking the piss.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gypsy Ram said: People still use LinkedIn? Apparently (according to the DET) he's touting himself on Instagram too: "Hi. Anyone know of any teams that are looking for a striker? I'm still a free agent, willing to train with a team if they want to have a look at me first" Clough brought some decent players in during his time, but the signing of Tyson was utterly incomprehensible and one of the things that really turned me off football and going to the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Carl Sagan said: Clough brought some decent players in during his time, but the signing of Tyson was utterly incomprehensible and one of the things that really turned me off football and going to the games. He was quick though... Which as we've recently established is the ONLY attribute worth having as a footballer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 On trial with carlisle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 16 minutes ago, cheron85 said: He was quick though... Which as we've recently established is the ONLY attribute worth having as a footballer... Haha! Point taken, only he wasn't. He was a 30 year old with very dodgy hamstrings who was unlikely to be able to run at all as a result (ignoring the fact that if he was ever fit enough he would be unlikely to ever do anything useful with the ball at his feet). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 59 minutes ago, cheron85 said: Apparently he was trying to make people aware of his availability... It is after all a professional networking tool... https://uk.linkedin.com/in/nathan-tyson-652113125 He had this to say about his time at Derby: Striker Derby County Football Club July 2011 – June 2014 (3 years) I joined the rams in 2011 as one of their stellar signings, where I spent the first season playing a mixture of striker and on the wing. During my time at Derby County, I proved to create a huge impact on the games when I was on the pitch and on numerous occasions came straight onto the pitch to score or be the provider and assist my teammates scoring goals. I thought you chaps may have some opinions on this? To be fair, in his second season he scored five goals and his goals to minutes ratio was better than a goal every 180 minutes. Decent from the bench at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, cheron85 said: Apparently he was trying to make people aware of his availability... It is after all a professional networking tool... https://uk.linkedin.com/in/nathan-tyson-652113125 He had this to say about his time at Derby: Striker Derby County Football Club July 2011 – June 2014 (3 years) I joined the rams in 2011 as one of their stellar signings, where I spent the first season playing a mixture of striker and on the wing. During my time at Derby County, I proved to create a huge impact on the games when I was on the pitch and on numerous occasions came straight onto the pitch to score or be the provider and assist my teammates scoring goals. I thought you chaps may have some opinions on this? My CV on Linkedin is full of bullshit too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PodgeyRam Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 To this day I'm pretty sure the only reason we signed him was to stop him scoring against us whenever he played us. I guess on that front it was a successful signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 48 minutes ago, PodgeyRam said: To this day I'm pretty sure the only reason we signed him was to stop him scoring against us whenever he played us. I guess on that front it was a successful signing. The head groundsman wanted somewhere to keep the corner flags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 25 minutes ago, eddie said: The head groundsman wanted somewhere to keep the corner flags. I just hope he cleaned them each time he pulled them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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