Cardifframs Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 Oh,Fawaz is a chairman He's from an Arab state He went to Derby Forest And left without his plates He then saw them on eBay With very hefty fees He said oh cor blimey They're worth more than the trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoners Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Apparently opta are creating a new set of KPIs because of Martin Time spent on the floor Number of occurrence player has gone to ground Head shots from snipers received Number of swallow dives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Gotta love underdogs, they did well in their cup final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Apparently opta are creating a new set of KPIs because of Martin Time spent on the floor Number of occurrence player has gone to ground Head shots from snipers received Number of swallow dives If only the Football league would introduce some measure of KPI's, maybe with rules and punishments agreed by all sides, such as maximum permissable loss, etc. Then maybe tinpot clubs with diminishing followings and crackpot owners wouldn't be allowed to put their futures in hock chasing their long forgotten glory days, at least not without risking some form of punishment, say a Transfer window ban? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 say a Transfer window ban? Or three.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Or three.... Come on now, surely no club would be so reckless and irresponsible to be banned for 3 windows, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Tbf they were unlucky. Porky Fat Trotters' invoice from Ginsters came in earlier than expected.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Have they paid us the ticket money yet? Minus a new number plate and windscreen wiper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDCFC89 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Apparently opta are creating a new set of KPIs because of Martin Time spent on the floor Number of occurrence player has gone to ground Head shots from snipers received Number of swallow dives You should realise red dog that your win was set up, we let you win, we felt sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Football does not exist, it is a figament of your imagination. The FA have convinced all you sheeple that a real game is happening. Wake up to the conspiracy folks. They're lying to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 That's how stupid you sound. You're football's answer to David Icke. Now you mention it, Assombalonga does look like he might be a lizard shapeshifter... hmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Apparently opta are creating a new set of KPIs because of Martin Time spent on the floor Number of occurrence player has gone to ground Head shots from snipers received Number of swallow dives zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Will we be laughing again around 21.30 tonight, lets hope so .:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Are forest playing tonight because they're in the FA cup Saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwram1973 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Apparently opta are creating a new set of KPIs because of Martin Time spent on the floor Number of occurrence player has gone to ground Head shots from snipers received Number of swallow dives Because everyone in football knows Martin is the only player that gets fouled, pushed in the back, smacked in the face, kicked up in the air etc. You said you watched the game twice, yet your views are still blinkered and that's only because he plays for us. If he played for fulham you wouldn't give him one single mention. As it is, we have the best forward in the league, got him for nowt and you don't like it!, that's the reason you all bang on about him. Jealousy can be a very bad thing ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 and how can you say I was inaccurate without watching it again. I mean surely someone that watched ANYTHING twice is more likely to be more accurate in their conclusions that some that has watched something once That all depends if the person who watched it twice is a biased treetard or not... You go on & on about Martin being a cheat but I'm sure theres a pretty extensive list of Gump strikers down the years who used to kid the ref into giving them easy fouls. In fact every single club has them. Are all F**est strikers salt of the earth types who would never bismerch good name of NFFC??? You call Buxton dirty, the bloke sat in your dugout was one of the nastiest b**tards around when he laced up his boots and you worship him. Double standards... Going back to your other comments do you think if both sides had played the same way in the 1st half as they did in the 2nd you'd have scored two goals??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoners Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Going back to your other comments do you think if both sides had played the same way in the 1st half as they did in the 2nd you'd have scored two goals???Quite possibly First half we had 2 stonewall penalty decisions turned down Half chance by Antonio Half chance by Britt Half chance by Hobbs Your goal came from a lucky OG From the question I deduce that you believe you were good in the first half and we were bad. Let me let you into a little secret. You weren't. We weren't. You had better possession but in the main we had the better opportunities with a decent red. And you didn't hoof it in the second half. We pressed you high up the pitch which forced you SOMETIMES to be more direct than normal Edit: biased? Not in my second viewing I don't think. Have you seen what I wrote about my club. Don't think that's someone that can't see both sides of a coin. Take your blinkers off let's see what you can see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Quite possibly First half we had 2 stonewall penalty decisions turned down Half chance by Antonio Half chance by Britt Half chance by Hobbs Your goal came from a lucky OG From the question I deduce that you believe you were good in the first half and we were bad. Let me let you into a little secret. You weren't. We weren't. You had better possession but in the main we had the better opportunities with a decent red. And you didn't hoof it in the second half. We pressed you high up the pitch which forced you SOMETIMES to be more direct than normal Edit: biased? Not in my second viewing I don't think. Have you seen what I wrote about my club. Don't think that's someone that can't see both sides of a coin. Take your blinkers off let's see what you can see I saw two goals that were very avoidable from a team point of view. I saw us play the worst half of football I've witnessed since Paul Jewell's last game in charge against Charlton when all we did was boot it into the corners for Luke varney to run on to (just typing his name makes me feel ill)... You don't watch us a lot so you don't have any concept of how bad that 2nd half performance was compared to how we usually are. We were like rabbits in the headlights. The ball in by Osbourne for your first wasn't even very good, bread & butter for pub sides but Keogh flapped and gave it ASS on a plate. Even Grant should've done better... This result is more depressing than the QPR result simply because we didn't play our game. It would be just as bad if it were Millwall or Brentford because we were soooooooo poor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 pic.twitter.com/hrOtaHFQma Lascelles banned from Derby pubs.. naughty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Tonight's a huge game for Forest: If they win, they can begin to believe they've turned a corner and a top 10 finish is possible. If they lose though, you could argue that they're in a worst position than if they lost to us and Psycho was sacked. The win against us has bought him the rest of the season, no matter how bad they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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