Angry Ram Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Field Marshall Angry will lead the troops next week. We are going for air strikes early doors, then the land invasion about 9:30. Away members in first though, we deserve the right and more importantly have paid for it. Season ticket holders with more than 8 invasions last season will be in the second wave.. Not front line troops ya know. Mass fart about 12:00 hrs should finish em off. Need to be careful of wind direction mind. Operation Angry is being planned now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 "http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/179/8/5/Panda_War_by_Barbossamonkey" alt="Panda_War_by_Barbossamonkey"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I hate them with a passion I cant even stand them. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Have we got the Yanks with us? Might have to watch out for a bit of blue on blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 So who's bringing the heavy artillery? Air support? Or are we just going to do it with smart missiles? Stop droning on. Wayhay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Stop droning on. Wayhay! Couldn't help yersen could you? There'll be a barrage of complaints about puns now. Better keep yer head down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I can take the flack. Boom! Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I can take the flack. Boom! Boom! How long you here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Try the spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 How long you here?Too bloody long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top 6 finish Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 We have already sent in an SAS task force for a pre-emptive strike.Crikey and I thought it was jusr a football match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Just been on eBay and got us a two man submarine. Figure we can get all the way to Trent Bridge and then we have the barstools. Won't know what hit em... Just need someone to paddle from the back, anyone up for this special role. BMW drivers welcome cause it's a German sub. Davao and Boycie are going Trojan Horse style but I could only get a pantomime horse. We'll just tell them that this was what it was like back in the day. They ain't the brightest so we should get away with that one. Andy in Liverpool is going to nick us some wheels for the rest of the troops. Andys team will meet everyone in Chad with the stolen vehicles, should blend in there and not raise too much concern. 08:00 sharp please, we ain't got much diesel so we need to get in before the traffic starts. No toilet stops for the over 50s if you need to go, go before we set off. We ain't the green berets, we will leave you behind. I might have a job for B4.. We need someone as a spotter to go undercover in ABlock SAS stylie. We need someone who can blend in and not draw attention to himself. I got one of this walky talky thingys from Argos so he can keep in close contact. Do you think he will be up for it? I asked Cisse to join like some coalition/alliance force but he wants to remain neutral. Pussy. Probably a good thing, the Dogs will just bleat on about it for years like they still do over the DLA if we bring the Finns in. Operation Angry is now there, keep this close to your chests fellas, we don't want the Dogs spies to know. Everything depends on surprise. Last two things. LadyRam has kindly offered to do us some sandwiches and coffee. The other thing on a slightly embarrassing note... All this invasion stuff has cost me quite a bit, I have had to remortgage Chateau Angry. I will be passing around some buckets after the invasion and would be grateful if you could each throw a tenner in. Roll on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 A mate of mine's offered to lend me a Stealth transit to ferry some of the troops if it's any good to you, reckons you'll be able to drive it right up to the ground without detection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 A mate of mine's offered to lend me a Stealth transit to ferry some of the troops if it's any good to you, reckons you'll be able to drive it right up to the ground without detection. What colour? Liverpool Andy is in charge of transport, gets a bit humpy if we make decisions for him. But sounds good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Sit Rep.. My missus is also going undercover in Hooters. Going to spike a few drinks just before we invade. Tips welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Just dont wear a Derby shirt on show... When I went the person I was with got spat on punched barged out the way etc.. Obviously I left him 10 meters in front of me and pretended I wasn't with him haha was mental and ofc he loved it and was proud to be a Derby fan i guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Sit Rep.. My missus is also going undercover in Hooters. Going to spike a few drinks just before we invade. Tips welcome. What's welcome?.............................oh tiPs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Anyone posting their war face up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CumbrianRam Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Why would anyone hate a football club? Don't mind friendly rivalry but hate bit strong. Want to win, yes but won't be the end of life if we lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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