Hans Datdo-Dishes

Good call. We need to get in touch with John Prescott. He had two Jags didn't he? 

Your a better person than me!
I cant forgive Parry and Gibson for their concerted effort to destroy my football club and todays news underlining Parry's vindictiveness makes it worse.
Whatever happens, those two will never be forgiven and never welcome in Derby for me.

A man goes to see his doctor and says that he can't pronounce his th's or his f's. The doctor replied, "well, you can't say fairer than that then". 

I don't want Kenny Burns as our badge.  

The administration thread, bought to you by Bygones.

It was the Cheshire Cheese, Cheddar Cheese was for the mature customer

Seriously pushing the limits as to how many times two people can say exactly the same thing to each other using a slightly different arrangement of words.
Can you not just take the debate to PMs now?

Oh so now you double up as a Turkey aye.

A man's about to go to the pub again and his wife's not happy. She complains that he gets drunk every night and she's had enough. She threatens to leave him if he goes. He goes anyway! He gets bladdered and is sick all down his jacket. His mates know about his wife and suggest that he puts a twenty pound note in his jacket pocket and, when his wife complains, he can say that someone was sick down his front and the money is for the dry cleaning.
He gets home and his wife goes mad. He explains that someone was sick down his front and he reaches into his jacket pocket for the twenty pound note and says they gave him the note to dry clean the jacket. His wife notices that he is holding two notes and questions why there are two. He said that "the second one is from the bloke who sh@t in my pants".

If not stars, a couple of middle fingers would do the job

If we did still have Critchley we’d be looking pretty good. Not sure if Mckiernan or Thomson can take on the full time spinner role and win games for us. Also probably means Dal is batting too high at 6.
So if we can find another top order all rounder leg spinner that would be great ?

No Critchley, I'm afraid, Sage ?

A man's about to go to the pub again and his wife's not happy. She complains that he gets drunk every night and she's had enough. She threatens to leave him if he goes. He goes anyway! He gets bladdered and is sick all down his jacket. His mates know about his wife and suggest that he puts a twenty pound note in his jacket pocket and, when his wife complains, he can say that someone was sick down his front and the money is for the dry cleaning.
He gets home and his wife goes mad. He explains that someone was sick down his front and he reaches into his jacket pocket for the twenty pound note and says they gave him the note to dry clean the jacket. His wife notices that he is holding two notes and questions why there are two. He said that "the second one is from the bloke who sh@t in my pants".

Hhhmmm
He looks suspiciously like Dick Dastardly from Whacky Races, Did he work on the side in Scooby Doo?

A man's about to go to the pub again and his wife's not happy. She complains that he gets drunk every night and she's had enough. She threatens to leave him if he goes. He goes anyway! He gets bladdered and is sick all down his jacket. His mates know about his wife and suggest that he puts a twenty pound note in his jacket pocket and, when his wife complains, he can say that someone was sick down his front and the money is for the dry cleaning.
He gets home and his wife goes mad. He explains that someone was sick down his front and he reaches into his jacket pocket for the twenty pound note and says they gave him the note to dry clean the jacket. His wife notices that he is holding two notes and questions why there are two. He said that "the second one is from the bloke who sh@t in my pants".

If not stars, a couple of middle fingers would do the job

If not stars, a couple of middle fingers would do the job

If not stars, a couple of middle fingers would do the job

If not stars, a couple of middle fingers would do the job

Let’s all Shop the EFL 

Aldi that for you
 

If not stars, a couple of middle fingers would do the job

Brickies?