TramRam

There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
 

It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.

Just been to the Doctors, I told him i've bought a BMW, A Porche and an Audi, He said i've got...the Car Owner Virus.

Just been to the Doctors, I told him i've bought a BMW, A Porche and an Audi, He said i've got...the Car Owner Virus.

Just been to the Doctors, I told him i've bought a BMW, A Porche and an Audi, He said i've got...the Car Owner Virus.

You’re lucky he didn’t tell you you’d got German Diesels. ?

Just been to the Doctors, I told him i've bought a BMW, A Porche and an Audi, He said i've got...the Car Owner Virus.

So there I was at school where we were doing the letter of the day, Todays letter was "N", The teacher says "Paul tell the class what you're not very good at begining with the letter  N", I said spelling.
I was standing outside school and one of the parents came up to me and asked "what year is my Daughter in" I said 2020.
My Brother died last week, He finished last in a charity run race for life.
I'm thinking of switching my energy provider from Red Bull to Lucozade.

I went to a Greek restaraunt last week and ordered the Octopus, The waiter said there'll be a 4 hour wait Sir, 4 hours I said, Why's that, The waiter replied, We cook the Octopus alive and they keep turning the gas off.

A man takes his wife back to the same hotel where they had their honeymoon  for their 25th wedding anniversary. As the wife  is getting undressed she asks the husband " tell me what was you thinking about all those years ago"
"All I ever wanted to do is suck your tits dry and bonk your brains out" he replied . 
What are you thinking now? Well he replied "I think I did a fecking good job".

I saw a good old friend the other day he's 85 and looked concerned.
I went upto him and asked, Hey George are you OK.
He looks at me confused.
Now George aint slow coming forward as his Wife is 25 and looks like a beauty queen.
I asked him is she causing him any grief.
No was his reply.
Is she feeding you good food.
Yes, I get steak 4 times a week and a good cooked breakfast every day.
Is she short changing you.
No look, He puts his hands into his pocket and pulls out a wad of £20 notes.
It's sex then isn't I said.
Not at all, Every other day I get what I want in bed, She's great.
Then why do you look so confused.
I can't remember where I live.

The Wife and I are going out to celebrate our 40th anniversay, My wife walked into the bedroom and twirled round.
I said what's that for.
She replied, I wore this on our 1st date all those years ago and it still fits.
I said....it's a scarf!
 
 
I had my 1st Indian meal last night, It was a Chicken Tarka, It's a bit like Chickin Tikka...but a little Otter.
 

The Wife and I are going out to celebrate our 40th anniversay, My wife walked into the bedroom and twirled round.
I said what's that for.
She replied, I wore this on our 1st date all those years ago and it still fits.
I said....it's a scarf!
 
 
I had my 1st Indian meal last night, It was a Chicken Tarka, It's a bit like Chickin Tikka...but a little Otter.
 

A Chicken Pie costs the equivalent of
£2.35 in Jamaica
£2.29 in Aruba
£2.75 In Barbados
and £2.05 in the Dominican Republic
 
These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean
 
I'll get my coat.
 
 
 

12 Angry Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, 2 Classics.
Both 10/10

If his agents got anything about him, He'll forgo his 10% fee from Keoghs Job Seekers Allowance.

If his agents got anything about him, He'll forgo his 10% fee from Keoghs Job Seekers Allowance.

Keoghs lost his appeal, He never had any in the 1st place.

If his agents got anything about him, He'll forgo his 10% fee from Keoghs Job Seekers Allowance.

If his agents got anything about him, He'll forgo his 10% fee from Keoghs Job Seekers Allowance.

If his agents got anything about him, He'll forgo his 10% fee from Keoghs Job Seekers Allowance.

He'll get a job coaching Bury.

Saint Georges Park.

This what google came up with.
"In one of the most Kafkaesque stories in the world of soccer, Adrian Mutu has been ordered to pay over €17 million to Chelsea after the failure of his most recent appeal in the European Court for Human Rights"....27 Feb 2019