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    Shadowplay reacted to Inverurie Ram in The Administration Thread   
    Was it Stephen Morris he comes up with good ideas and brings joy in any division and is always up for new order.
     
    "I want to see my family
    My Derby County waiting for me
    I've got to go home
    I've been so alone, you see".............
     
     
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    Shadowplay reacted to Archied in The Administration Thread   
    Can’t be doing with commentators ,,, I always go up market with king Edwards 
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    Shadowplay reacted to ramit in Quick question   
    One must not overestimate when figuring so far ahead, so i will say twice European Champions.
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    Shadowplay reacted to angieram in DCFC Players' Holiday Watch   
    A very different kind of break. Bart with his family at Aushwitz.
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Animal is a Ram in The Administration Thread   
    perhaps a feeder club…….say in Italy or Greece for example…….?
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Ramrob in The Administration Thread   
    perhaps a feeder club…….say in Italy or Greece for example…….?
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from kevinhectoring in The Administration Thread   
    perhaps a feeder club…….say in Italy or Greece for example…….?
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from BarrowRam in The Administration Thread   
    This is great news.
    Billion dollar question, can we now offer players new contracts?
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    Shadowplay reacted to RipleyRich in The Administration Thread   
    No, the club is still in administration and will remain so until the deal is completed.
    This is just essentially an agreement in place with certain provisos.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from jimtastic56 in The Administration Thread   
    This is great news.
    Billion dollar question, can we now offer players new contracts?
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    Shadowplay reacted to MackworthRamIsGod in Tom Barkhuizen - Signed 2 year deal   
    I think more a chris martin replacement.
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    Shadowplay reacted to Boycie in Malcolm Ebiowei yeah? Gone to C Palace.   
    Yeah but apart from all that..
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from RoyMac5 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A wife asks her husband, a software engineer, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
    The husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
    "They had eggs!"
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Rev in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
    I am happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
    Please don’t be upset—-I shall be home before midnight.
    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table :
    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
    As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
    I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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    Shadowplay reacted to Indy in The Administration Thread   
    I said last week he’d have wi-fi on his snazzy plane. Fancy fokker!
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from rammieib in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A wife asks her husband, a software engineer, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
    The husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
    "They had eggs!"
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    Shadowplay reacted to angieram in Academy Thread 21/22   
    Just love this. 
    From that night's squad Cashin, Sibley, Knight, Buchanan, Thompson and Bird ? regular starters for us, Whittaker and Jordan Brown forging decent careers elsewhere in the EFL. 
    Tyree Wilson (still with us) and Archie Brown plagued by injury.
    Alex Matthews now starting for under 23s.
    It's a tremendous return, really and our academy has been  a shining light and beacon of hope for our future through these tough times.
    Take a bow, Justin Walker! ???
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Wolfie in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
    I am happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
    Please don’t be upset—-I shall be home before midnight.
    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table :
    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
    As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
    I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
  20. Haha
    Shadowplay got a reaction from Wolfie in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A wife asks her husband, a software engineer, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
    The husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
    "They had eggs!"
  21. Haha
    Shadowplay got a reaction from Wolfie in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
    The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
    The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'
    The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.'
    After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says,
    'He's not even a member of this golf club'.
  22. Haha
    Shadowplay got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
    I am happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
    Please don’t be upset—-I shall be home before midnight.
    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table :
    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
    As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
    I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
  23. Haha
    Shadowplay got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A wife asks her husband, a software engineer, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
    The husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
    "They had eggs!"
  24. Haha
    Shadowplay got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
    The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
    The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'
    The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.'
    After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says,
    'He's not even a member of this golf club'.
  25. Haha
    Shadowplay got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
    I am happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
    Please don’t be upset—-I shall be home before midnight.
    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table :
    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
    As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
    I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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