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    Shadowplay got a reaction from DesertRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
    One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
    "Billy......Billy"
    "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Billy - It's me, Pete."
    "You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
    "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
    "Pete! Where are you?"
    "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
    "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
    That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
    "You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from angieram in Academy Thread 20/21   
    I see in the latest RamsTV training video Kaide Gordon is already training with the first team.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from JustOneBiblicalKazim in Academy Thread 20/21   
    I see in the latest RamsTV training video Kaide Gordon is already training with the first team.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from RoyMac5 in Academy Thread 20/21   
    I see in the latest RamsTV training video Kaide Gordon is already training with the first team.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from ramit in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from OohMartWright in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from JustOneBiblicalKazim in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Dimmu in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Rev in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from May Contain Nuts in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from roboto in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from IslandExile in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
     
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from angieram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
    One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
    "Billy......Billy"
    "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Billy - It's me, Pete."
    "You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
    "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
    "Pete! Where are you?"
    "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
    "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
    That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
    "You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Its a little known fact that footballer Danny Wellbeck's father Stan used to be a bomb disposal expert.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Jram in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Based on last nights performance, probably only a year away from the first team squad.
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    Shadowplay reacted to Srg in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Kaide Gordon looks something else. Really special. 
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Its a little known fact that footballer Danny Wellbeck's father Stan used to be a bomb disposal expert.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from I know nothing in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Its a little known fact that footballer Danny Wellbeck's father Stan used to be a bomb disposal expert.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Its a little known fact that footballer Danny Wellbeck's father Stan used to be a bomb disposal expert.
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    Shadowplay reacted to maydrakin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I heard on the news that it’s getting cold in Argentina.
    They said it was bordering on Chile.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from cstand in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
    One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
    "Billy......Billy"
    "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Billy - It's me, Pete."
    "You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
    "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
    "Pete! Where are you?"
    "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
    "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
    That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
    "You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
    One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
    "Billy......Billy"
    "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Billy - It's me, Pete."
    "You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
    "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
    "Pete! Where are you?"
    "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
    "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
    That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
    "You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
    One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
    "Billy......Billy"
    "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Billy - It's me, Pete."
    "You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
    "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
    "Pete! Where are you?"
    "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
    "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
    That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
    "You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from DesertRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Can you help?
    This may be of interest to someone.
    A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a Covid secure corporate box for the next Wales v England game Saturday 28th November.
    He paid £300 each but he didn’t realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
    It’s at Derby Registry Office at 4 pm.
    The bride’s name is Sarah and she’s 5ft 5”, about 9 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
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    Shadowplay got a reaction from Rev in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
    One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
    "Billy......Billy"
    "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Billy - It's me, Pete."
    "You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
    "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
    "Pete! Where are you?"
    "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
    "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
    That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
    "You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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