Grumpy Git

5 minutes ago, Curtains said:

 

No idea who either of those two noshers are, but can one of them play in goals?

1 minute ago, alram said:

 

if my builder says my patio will be built by the 1st of july, thats a deadline. you may miss it but its still a deadline.

You missed out the bit where he sucks through his teeth and tells you it gonna be another ten grand.

2 minutes ago, alexxxxx said:

We'd know by now if it was a 6pm release.

The Met are desperate for detectives, get your CV in quick. ?

1 minute ago, Mihangel said:

Have I gone early?

That’s a bloody big sample.

10 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

I do hope Ed Dawes gets to break the news.

 

He’s probably more likely to break wind?

1 minute ago, DerbyRevolution said:

Going for a walk to the stadium to see if there's any movement

Are you a structural engineer?

Quick, get posting, I've just had a tip-off that the deal won't be signed-off until this thread gets to 3,000 pages.

Bernie Ecclestone, coffin dodger extraordinaire.

2 minutes ago, 1977 Ram Raider said:

What’s todays excuse then. Place your bets…

There’s a ‘y’ in the day of the week.

25 minutes ago, ram59 said:

Tonight, Q confirm that they have received £20+M from DC.

Tomorrow morning there is no answer from the Q offices, just a recorded message stating that all the office staff have gone on a luxury cruise and do not know when they'll return.?

Probably booked a cruise on the Dead Sea?

3 minutes ago, BramcoteRam84 said:

Can’t believe anyone is worried if it doesn’t happen tonight. There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Clowes isn’t CK, isn’t Alonso, isn’t the Sheikh. At some point in the coming days we begin our new era. 

If it doesn’t happen tonight - it’s no big deal. 

Well I’m treating it like it’s a Thursday and there’s been a General Election, and on that basis, I recon there’ll be some news about 3 a.m.

Just heard that the Quantuma fax machine has run out of paper.

17 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

One last thing I would say, post-tea yesterday Sussex were much the better team. They won the game, we didn't hand it too them.

I’d say we ‘handed’ them the opportunity by not enforcing the F-O.

5 minutes ago, w8sey said:

I must have refreshed this thread 1000 times since it's creation.

I’ve told you a million times, stop exaggerating.

Sussex pre-game team meeting:

“20 games and counting since we chalked-up a win lads, what do you suggest”

”Let them get 550+ first innings and lull them into a false sense of security………….”

Embarrassing 

Orr gone, 274/3 game on. ?

It just makes me sick to the stomach that both DCCC and DCFC have a habit of being the suckers that gift teams on a prolonged losing streak their 'lucky' break. ?

We're in exactly the same position now that we had Sussex in this time yesterday.

A guaranteed eight points down the drain.

1 hour ago, Animal is a Ram said:

Wait for a proper source.

Is this any good:

Two down now, but going all over the park in the process. ?

Five an over needed, squeeky bum time.

I'm doing a rain dance, which has worked really well as I'm now in the middle of a thunderstorm. Pity I'm 250 miles from Hove tho.

6 minutes ago, Ghost of Clough said:

32Red deal had ended this summer. I would expect major sponsorship deals to have been settled by now, minor ones coming in during the season. Kit has already been ordered so we must have arranged for a replacement to 32Red...

new shirt sponsor announced: https://tinyurl.com/37hhv6fp

14 minutes ago, Kernow said:

I’m a big fan of Clowes if he’s decided to boot Quantuma out before the ink’s even dried on the contract.

 

Just waiting for the fork-lift to arrive so Quantuma can get their payment out of the office.