Grumpy Git

7 minutes ago, jono said:

Quick quid going out of business. Loath payday lenders and all bloodsuckers of their ilk.

 

Just need to ban zero-hours contracts now and the jobs a good 'un.

If you have a daughter and after several years she turns-out to be a good-un, please send me a postcard with your tips. Mine's 18 and although she started off on the wrong foot, she has got progressively worse.

I feel like I've got two wives.

2 hours ago, 1967Ram said:

Congratulations. After having four of our own ..........................

Did you buy a telly after the fourth one?

If you have a lad, tell him to grow his facial hair as soon as possible and with a bit of luck, he'll be able to pop to the corner shop for your fags before he's 16