2tups

2 minutes ago, BathRam72 said:

Eh???

Surely a tear to the eye as an octogenarian legend duets with a former Scottish fan’s favourite central back. Amazingly gracing the City Ground turf and segueing to  a rousing chorus of his ditty celebrating that part of Argyll that is now part of Notts ?

Shakedown 1979. Time for some Smashing Pumpkins.

2 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

What next?........... @2tupson Love Island perhaps!

Craggy Island, maybe. Seat in the Corner.

On 26/05/2022 at 17:08, Inverurie Ram said:

Hi

I wondered if you or anyone you know would like 2 FREE tickets (1 Adult & 1 Under 16) to go to Tottenham Hotspurs new ground to watch the Rugby League Challenge Cup Final on Saturday May 28th 2022.

AB Sundecks 1895 Cup Final being played beforehand (KO 12pm).
Wigan v Huddersfield (KO 3pm)

https://www.rugby-league.com/tickets/ch ... -cup-final

The tickets are print at home tickets, so if anyone is interested, just PM me with your e-mail address and I will forward them on to you.

It might be a while until Derby County get to visit Spurs new ground. 

Cheers
Inverurie Ram

Hope they found a home. Just back. Have to say the new Spurs stadium is excellent. Drinkable beer at a football ground. What next ?

Good few Hull KR tops there and the Giants sadly fell at the last hurdle.

Very pleased for the Mackems, both because County Durham is a fine part of the world and also because they thoroughly deserved it. Oh. They beat Wycombe. Bonus.

15 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

It's a great picture, I didn't have a photo, with myself and the flag at the game, but I do now. Thanks.

The man is a star. 

1 minute ago, StrawHillRam said:

You stumped me there

Long off, I fear.

On 30/03/2022 at 11:11, RadioactiveWaste said:

"...and the band played waltzing Matilda, as we sailed away from the quay, amidst all the cheers,the flags and the tears, we sailed for Gallipoli...."

 

One of the most poignant songs ever written. 

26 minutes ago, Jimbo Ram said:

I love a corned beef sarnie on brown with HP sauce ?

Scrape out the fatty corners for the dog. Sub out the HP for Dijon, then add some sliced greenhouse tomatoes and crispy lettuce. Thing of wonder. 

6 minutes ago, Ramrob said:

Last minute goal vs QPR ?

 

 

 

…oh, you mean transport breaking down.

Enhanced by a gig in Islington with @Inverurie Ram, taxi to Victoria from a Millwall fan and the ‘pleasure’ of the overnight Megabus to Aberdeen. With quality facilities and happy students returning to Central Lancs.
 

Some time on the A90 north of Forfar, twelve hours or so later, the elation was taken to new levels by blinding rain and, yes, the wipers on the bus stopped working. Dear diary, sod off.

12 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Or we could get Wayne to lead our choir with this classic. @2tupscan start us off.

 

He introduced this on the Aberdeen BBC radio in the mid 80s as ‘a brother’s sadness at the end of his sister’s lesbian love affair’. The DJ, Nicky Campbell, went very quiet.
New Half Man Half Biscuit album out on Friday, it’s sure to be good. And here’s to hoping we’re swerving the checkatrade next year. Or is that the Paint Pot now ?

2 hours ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

There was also:

Mechanical engineers make weapons, civil engineers make targets.

Bit concerned here. Brick counters getting off Scott free.
 

Quantity…a very large amount…..Surveyors….people that overlook…

Quantity Surveyors…..as above

1 hour ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Ah, I love the gloating game! My go...

First off, the last time you won two in a row was 40 feckin years ago so you need to get to the gym sharpish if you poor ickle arms are growing weary as it's most likely a serious case of disuse atrophy ? Perhaps while you're hanging about over the next 40 years yous lot could avoid a recurrence of this pesky syndrome by waving around a couple of house bricks to simulate the required effort? ?

We had a few starters missing too: Manu Tuilagi, Owen Farrell, the skipper Courtney Lawes, Johnny Hill, Jonny May, Maku Vunipola, Billy Vunipola all out and Joe Marler and Joe Marchant returning having not trained with the squad due to Covid. You guys looked quite well though, although some of us are confused as to why some of your players were wearing orange. ?

But these are just excuses right? Let's be gracious, not point out the game was gifted to you and instead acknowledge the number of occasions where Scotland have beaten England and gone on to win the 6 Nations, which is...

Now, what were you saying was tiresome again? Sorry, but I've completely forgotten 

Aye. To think again….

2 hours ago, CWC1983 said:

????????

This Calcutta Cup is getting tiresome holding it up year after year.......?

Not been the same cup since John Jeffery put the dint in.  

2 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

Find in favor of Boro/WW to a significant extent and it's goodnight.

 

Not just to us, but the floodgates will be open. And the EFL will be King Canute.

10 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

.........and get Bez in his melon helmet on ice skates down to Pride Park as quick as we can as he's got more chance of saving us than these administrators that are just lining their pockets like the rest of the greedy so and so's that latch themselves to football clubs..........and ermmm Bez will also want paying!

What about one of those road trip game show gigs ? The Aberdeenshire Rams know the way to Preston. We could head down and salute the EFL with a long version rendition of Bonnie Lass of Fyvie on the bagpipes ? At least until they get a bit more helpful ? Beats eating worms for Geordies in Wales. And yes, I know none of us can play them.

Return via Middlesbrough. 

4 minutes ago, Caerphilly Ram said:

Fozzy coming on for Jozwiak, Fozzy to LB and Festy to RW

Did a bid come in ?

12 minutes ago, Rev said:

There's a half man half biscuit song to suit every occasion.

 

There certainly is. The one with the Derbyshire references has been going through my mind in the last few hours.

Well, well. Inverurie Ram becomes the official soothsayer (nay, nay and thrice nay are Derby EFLd).

But for all I love that, a special hat tip to the forum’s number one biscuit baker. Who might be too happy to respond for a while. Happy New Year to come. Football, eh ?

I am officially well McPleased. Get in.

31 minutes ago, one_chop said:

Well it's now Thursday, tomorrow is Christmas eve. 48 is DCFC's unlucky number but that's roughly how many hour's are left to name a preferred bidder. 

Is this the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning ?

 

 

As a Derby fan…happy Christmas.

Last year’s was

he’s the reason

the forest fans were fighting last season

kenny ate the pies in the kitchen

but there’s just one left

Love, peace and Ram harmony from minus 8, cannot get the car door open Scotland. And need to check in with Inverurie Ram soon ( clearly )

This year’s Happy Christmas, War is Over contribution :

My old man

Said there’s a team in Nottingham

I said, you’re half right

at least they’re black and white

29 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

We need to get past the Ukraine before we think about the taffs

And I do fear that might be a challenge. 

1 hour ago, OUTSIDER said:

We need to get past Austria ?? first to think about the sweaty socks ?

 

Best of fortune, and freshly laundered hosiery, to you all in so doing. ????????