ThePrisoner
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ThePrisoner reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society.
I snapped his hand off.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from ramsbottom in Apple
That’s insane. I pick up my Xs Max and it unlocks when I swipe up without a second thought. The fact it uses my face to unlock is something I don’t even think about now or notice because it happens in a fraction of a second!
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ThePrisoner reacted to Chester40 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Feeling rather pleased with myself, as I have been and bought the missus an artificial leg for Xmas.
It’s not her main present..... just a stocking filler.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.40
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.15
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.40
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.15
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.40
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.15
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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ThePrisoner reacted to mozza in What are you eating tonight
1and a 1/2 hours of football a week, 3 hours tops, more than enough time to make a souffle.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from froggg in What are you eating tonight
Bloody hell, how’s he find the time outside of football?
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ThePrisoner reacted to McRamFan in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
True story...
I told my mate that I was a big fan of Beyoncé.
He said, “Whatever floats your boat..."
I said, “No, that’s buoyancy!”
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ThePrisoner reacted to i-Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
The political leanings of your companions are of no interest to this forum.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight
Bloody hell, how’s he find the time outside of football?
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from admira in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Just seen a sign in Tesco’s saying Turkey for £29. That’s ahout £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook.
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ThePrisoner got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Just seen a sign in Tesco’s saying Turkey for £29. That’s ahout £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Parsnip in What are you eating tonight
I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Bigfella in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My wife came into the room whilst I was on my iPad.
“What are you looking at” she said
”I’m looking at cheap flights “
She said excitedly “that’s why I love you” and proceeded to make passionate love to me.
Surprisingly up until that point I didn’t even know she liked darts
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ThePrisoner reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Picked up a new thesaurus today.
It's nothing to write house about.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Parsnip in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
I had a genius idea yesterday to get me out of trouble - George the joiner never let's me down!
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ThePrisoner reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I've been subscribing to Orthopaedics Monthly for 15 years now.
I've got lots of back issues.
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ThePrisoner reacted to Day in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Didn’t want to say owt at the time ?
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ThePrisoner reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.
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