Parsnip

Rescued Ruby 2 weeks ago and she wouldn’t go anywhere near me... now we are best mates.

I have some important information about fried eggs. You don't need to waste time basting to get the perfect egg. Just make sure they're fresh and crucially - cover the pan!
Then you'll get eggs like this (I made a gif of today's brunch) every time. 

You're welcome x

Been looking forward to this all day - left over Sunday roast (bubble & squeaked) with a dollop of HP. 

The creamy sauce which results from runny egg mixing with the juice of tinned tomatoes is what Jesus must taste like.
 

I have some important information about fried eggs. You don't need to waste time basting to get the perfect egg. Just make sure they're fresh and crucially - cover the pan!
Then you'll get eggs like this (I made a gif of today's brunch) every time. 

You're welcome x

Igor is 15 weeks on Friday,24 kg today,projected weight at this stage is 150lbs.

Found Belle in a cardboard box at the side of a road whilst I was based in Cyprus, she was less that a week old so what was I going to do?
Suffice to say she has behavioral issues. Despite raising the garden fence to 10 foot she could still leap over and terrorize the neighbors. Food that was cooking on BBQs and children's tea off their plates was her specialty. Once while I was out looking for her I was confronted by my rather angry 2IC  who went into detail about what he would do if she "attacked" his children again.
Managed to get her back to the UK as a rescue dog - but it still cost me a packet.
Named her after the childrens tv show Belle and Sebastian.
 

That last pic is basically me

11 weeks old now and made it to base camp  (although he had to yelp to be rescued as he could get no higher and refused to jump down!)
 

...Just in time to start climbing up the Xmas tree!!  

This gorgeous ball of fluff will be joining the family in a few days. 

Millie 

Been looking forward to this all day - left over Sunday roast (bubble & squeaked) with a dollop of HP. 

Been looking forward to this all day - left over Sunday roast (bubble & squeaked) with a dollop of HP. 

Been looking forward to this all day - left over Sunday roast (bubble & squeaked) with a dollop of HP. 

I blocked some bloke on linkedin yesterday.
"My two year old daughter kept me awake till 3 this morning and I had to be up and on the road by four. Instead of complaining, I went to give her a cuddle, Feeling her breath on my cheek as she nodded gently off to sleep was and is one of the best feelings any human being can have" #familycomesfirst #worklifebalance
Together with a picture of him and his little girl. Ironically both looking glowingly wide awake.
It got 3,000 likes and 750 comments by 6am.
#duck right off.
 

Been looking forward to this all day - left over Sunday roast (bubble & squeaked) with a dollop of HP. 

Times are hard ?

No gravy?
 

Negative. Cooking sunday dinner is the one place I can drink wine and nobody monitors how fast I'm getting down the bottle(s).

You'd think my parsnips would be the star of my Sunday dinners. Not today though. 

Negative. Cooking sunday dinner is the one place I can drink wine and nobody monitors how fast I'm getting down the bottle(s).

You'd think my parsnips would be the star of my Sunday dinners. Not today though. 

Negative. Cooking sunday dinner is the one place I can drink wine and nobody monitors how fast I'm getting down the bottle(s).