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Christ almighty, to think I actually watched that poo first time around.... what was I thinking?!

You’ve got odd feet mate. 
I quite like your toe nail varnish but your feet are on the wrong way round?

If they were investors looking to put money in I think they’ll have changed their mind after seeing our midfield?

Doggo update....he's fully mended.
First time at the beach yesterday, wonderful.

A few years ago I invented a beach footwear for people with one leg..

it was a flop
 

I also own a VW up. Brilliant for city driving, can park it in any space. Get it onto the dual carriageway and it's rather steady. Mine doesn't like it when it goes past 40, when you eventually get up to speed it's fine. I live in an area of the city where the streets are really tight, yet people think it's a great idea to have a people carrier or a large SUV. The cars had a couple of injuries no thanks to my neighbours who like to knock my mirrors off because their car is far too big. Cheap to run, insurance is peanuts, happy days :) 

1.0 litre VW up... Tom huddlestone could beat it off the line, and could probably beat the poo out of it as well.
In all fairness, decent little car, wouldn’t like to crash with owt though as I’ll come off the far worse

Yeah it is, was just joking. Won’t find a better city car I wouldn’t say, good in tight spaces as well

Yeah it is, was just joking. Won’t find a better city car I wouldn’t say, good in tight spaces as well

Pretty cool car though.

1.0 litre VW up... Tom huddlestone could beat it off the line, and could probably beat the poo out of it as well.
In all fairness, decent little car, wouldn’t like to crash with owt though as I’ll come off the far worse

I watched the game in Commercial Inn, Inverurie and I bought myself a pint of perroni, sat down next to a bloke with a real parrot on his shoulder!.....I had a look at my pint and it was definitely my first pint of the day......and nobody batted an eyelid to this parrot, big red and green one, looked like he was Man Utd, no blue on him, I think blue is more budgeeregar, anyway there's no joke, no gag coming, this was for real, so I looked up at the big screen and enjoyed the first half, Man Utd leading 1-0.
The bloke and parrot left the pub at half time and the parrot said goodbye on the way out, and the half dozen or so folk sat on the bar stools around the bar turned around on a Sunday afternoon and wished them both a goodbye. I looked at my pint again, did a head shake and carried on as per normal and enjoyed the second half.
Sometimes I wonder why I live in Scotland, I think it's for the entertainment, anyway you couldn't make it up, as for the football, I don't like the Manx, don't like the Spivs, but I'm looking forward to seeing that parrot again!
And if I had one of them modern phones with a camera, I'd have taken a picture, one day I might catch up with the modern world!
Up The Rams.

When people create brand new threads for a tiny point they want to make. There are about 50 Wayne Rooney threads at the minute.

Ay up bud. Yes, thanks for asking. Even rediscovering his woof a little. Back to the vets on Saturday, but no cause for concern....except 10 days without a bath now, stuck in his wound protection onesie. He reeks.

Have you checked to see if they're back in the place they where before you put them in the fridge? ?‍♂️

I'm not having the same issue, but I am struggling to remember the new Dutch names when tagging people.

Looks like I'm selling the Spanish villa and buying a windmill.

This.
I don't care how many fashion magazines claim this is cool, you still look like an absolute weapon. Pack it in.

People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks

People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks

People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks

People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks