EtoileSportiveDeDerby
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to King Kevin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Kinder in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Had a lovely day today. Went up to the Peak District with my brother and the dogs. Parked at Hathersage and walked up onto Stanage Edge, beautiful views and beautiful weather. Came back via Thornbridge brewery and picked up some lovely beers for the weekend!
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Anag Ram in RamsTV Streaming | How to Watch
Wife and I just managed to connect the football feed to the upstairs telly.
Won't sound much to you young'uns but to us troglodytes it was like discovering fire!
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Rev in What are you eating tonight
Thank you so much.
My family call me every name under the sun for combining Tuna with vinegar, they don't know what they're missing!
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in Live football thread.
Liverpool as a club are disrespected so much. I'm glad for them.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to angieram in Live football thread.
Frank hasn't let me down tonight. I know it won't be a popular opinion on here but I am really pleased for Liverpool and Jurgen Klopp. Worthy champions.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to RadioactiveWaste in Live football thread.
Just a reminder to everyone heading out celebrate in Liverpool tonight, social distancing at least 2m from any scouser is recommended. Not a Covid-19 thing, just, a general rule.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Millenniumram in Live football thread.
Tell you what, Fernandinho could do a job in goal for us saving like that
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to sage in Live football thread.
Not like Atwell to miss an obvious decision
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Mucker1884 in Forum Issues
Ignore the icon.
Right click the image/gif and choose "copy the image address".
Return to the reply box on here, and just right click and paste.
Within a second or two, the written link will morph into the actual image/gif, already embedded and ready to submit post (or add text, of course).
EDIT:
Same approach, to embed pics, gifs, and videos etc.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to RadioactiveWaste in Live football thread.
Can we all agree behind closed doors football sucks?
And tech.
And Covid19.
And 2020 in general?
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Mucker1884 in Live football thread.
Something about his watch vibrating? Or not, in this case!
The ball was so far past the line, it was social distancing! ?
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Ramslad1992 in New parents
Hi everyone... I'm not to sure how to write this so I'll just go along with it and sorry for any waffling!
My absolutely amazing daughter was born last week on the 10th June in lincoln. Within minutes of her being born they realised something wasnt quite right and within 19 hours of being born she had been transferred to queens medical centre (which I've called home for the last week) and had life saving surgery.
She has a condition called Tracheo-Oesophageal Fistula... her food pipe and windpipe were joined and without the amazing work of our great NHS she wouldn't be here.
Shes got a long way to go but I'm forever proud of how much shes been through in just a week and I'll forever be grateful to everyone that's helped her and our NHS in general.
As you can see by the photo shes already in training as the rams newest supporter!
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in What are you eating tonight
Means the same. Maths or law, tough gig for both of you.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in What are you eating tonight
@Millenniumram? Genius?
I can only hope that 'genius' means something else in French!
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Random stuff that cheers me up thread
You called ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-52843846
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby got a reaction from bigbadbob in What are you eating tonight
Cracked last egg left in the box today and it was a double yolk again. So altogether that's 8 in row ( last 2 in a box + all 6 in another ) so the odds are 1 in 1 followed by 24 zeros I think (going by reply from @Millenniumram)
Wife has since gone back to Sainsbury's for a shop and bought another box of 6.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Boycie in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Why don’t the throw a rope of the roof dorma and stand it end up against the back of the house?
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Ramslad1992 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Not random but he sure as hell annoys me... DONALD TRUMP.
Such a self centered idiot. Firstly dismisses coronavirus as nothing and claims it's not a big deal (100,000 dead people in his country would argue otherwise)
Then theres his willingness to take on a social media platform that doesn't like something he says and now ive just read hes declaring antifa a terrorist organisation...
Maybe if your country wasnt ran by a complete idiot as yourself there wouldn't be a need for groups like antifa in the first place!
On a positive note it was good to see Sancho and another guy who's name i cant remember make a stand in Germany.
Not to mention him withdrawing the usa out of the world health organisation, surely now more than ever we need to work together.
So in summary, I hate Donald Trump and he's an idiot ?
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to angieram in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
You'll love this then.
This caravan arrived on a low-loader last weekend up the narrow, dead-end road where my neice lives and was deposited in the back "garden" of a neighbour.
Still there over a week later.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Millenniumram in What are you eating tonight
Strange you’d mention it, we’ve had a couple of double yolk eggs as well! Must be something up with the chickens through all this, maybe there’s a farmer on here who knows the reason behind it ?
FWIW, if the Probability of a double yolk is 1/1000, then the probability of 7 in a row would be (1/1000)^7, assuming the probability is independent each time. So yeah, just the big number times 1000 again. A likelihood about as small as our promotion chances this year?
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight
Quick google to check chances of getting a double yolk 1 in a 1000. 6 in a row it said a quintillion, more google, that is
1 in 1000000000000000000 (18 zeros) but we have had 7 in a row so bigger than that then. Need a math genius ( @Millenniumram ?) to work out 7 in row or is it just that big number times 1000 ?
There is also one last egg left in the box, i ll try it tomorrow.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby got a reaction from Millenniumram in What are you eating tonight
Quick google to check chances of getting a double yolk 1 in a 1000. 6 in a row it said a quintillion, more google, that is
1 in 1000000000000000000 (18 zeros) but we have had 7 in a row so bigger than that then. Need a math genius ( @Millenniumram ?) to work out 7 in row or is it just that big number times 1000 ?
There is also one last egg left in the box, i ll try it tomorrow.
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby reacted to Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight
You seem to be over egging it now. It's getting beyond a yolk. ?