Ramslad1992

It’s my daughters 4th birthday on Monday, she wanted a kitten. My wife wanted a kitten too and I didn’t. We ended up compromising and got a kitten. She’s called Mavis (after hotel Transylvania) and she’s quite cute I guess.

Dream world - Elon fires himself into space, only to find that the moon doesn’t have a charger for his e-rocket in order to make the return journey.

When you put it like that, sounds fair.
I got two brothers, 16 years ago(!) 'to keep each other company' while I was out at work.
Now they mostly don't like to share the same space, but occasionally they'll tolerate each other to be close to me.

My 6 year old daughter wanted a cockatiel back in 1990. She's never fed or cleaned it out once and moved out in 2004. The bloody thing is still going strong making a hell of a mess everyday by flicking half his food out of the cage. Its bad tempered, tries to bite you every time you put your finger near it and whistles loudly when you are trying to watch or listen to summat.

I said the same to my wife and daughter, you want a cat, you look after it.
Years later my daughter got married and moved out, but the cat stayed.
Emily the cat passed away two weeks ago aged between 22 and 23 (104 and 108 in human years.
You could be in it for the long haul 🙂

The compromise is there’s only one! 😂

It’s my daughters 4th birthday on Monday, she wanted a kitten. My wife wanted a kitten too and I didn’t. We ended up compromising and got a kitten. She’s called Mavis (after hotel Transylvania) and she’s quite cute I guess.

It’s my daughters 4th birthday on Monday, she wanted a kitten. My wife wanted a kitten too and I didn’t. We ended up compromising and got a kitten. She’s called Mavis (after hotel Transylvania) and she’s quite cute I guess.

It’s my daughters 4th birthday on Monday, she wanted a kitten. My wife wanted a kitten too and I didn’t. We ended up compromising and got a kitten. She’s called Mavis (after hotel Transylvania) and she’s quite cute I guess.

It’s my daughters 4th birthday on Monday, she wanted a kitten. My wife wanted a kitten too and I didn’t. We ended up compromising and got a kitten. She’s called Mavis (after hotel Transylvania) and she’s quite cute I guess.

Would be a statement of intent.
Some good players from Iceland and fees are notoriously low, hence why mums go there.

Well I'm 38 and still haven't fully accepted it's not happening

My dream as a teenager was to be the best footballer in the world, win everything with a big English club, have everyone speculate where I'll go next, like Real Madrid or AC Milan, and shock the world by publically announcing my love for Derby and signing for us at the height of my fame and talent for a fraction of the money I could have made, and have this city love me!
It's a strange dream but that was what did it for me!

Reminds me of Rik Mayall…
what does a man with a 2ft penis have for breakfast?
this morning I had a boiled egg.
 

Reminds me of Rik Mayall…
what does a man with a 2ft penis have for breakfast?
this morning I had a boiled egg.
 

First off, this is the rumour thread. That's why unsubstantiated stuff is being posted here, otherwise there'd be dedicated threads.
Secondly, nobody is under duress to read either the thread or any of the articles linked.
Thirdly, Burrows is an epic signing, well played Warney! 

Smack it with a spade.

I'm 63 and still think thats funny ffs.