AmericanRam

About to eat an early dinner with my mom.

About to eat an early dinner with my mom.

About to eat an early dinner with my mom.

About to eat an early dinner with my mom.

About to eat an early dinner with my mom.

Being the only one in one of my grad school classes to get an A+ on the most recent assignment.

When somebody blows my doors off on the interstate doing well over the speed limit and then a couple miles further on you see them being pulled over by a cop.

When somebody blows my doors off on the interstate doing well over the speed limit and then a couple miles further on you see them being pulled over by a cop.

David Hasselhoff is thinking of changing his surname to just ‘Hoff’.
 
He can’t be bothered with the hassel anymore.
 

David Hasselhoff is thinking of changing his surname to just ‘Hoff’.
 
He can’t be bothered with the hassel anymore.
 

Been depressed a bit for past couple days as new relationship I'm in isn't going as well as would like it too.
Hopefully things will start to get better in regards to that sooner rather than later.

A man goes to join an order of monks.
The head Monk says to the man "This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once, every 15 years."
The man says "Ok" and so begins his time with the silent order.
15 years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man "It has been fifteen years. What would you like to say brother?".
The man responds, "The porridge could do with a little more sugar." The head monk nods in acknowledgement and walks away.
Another 15 years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says "Brother, it has been another 15 years. What is it that you wish to say?".
"The bed sheets are a bit thin." Replies the man. Again the head monk nods in acknowledgement.
Yet another 15 years pass and the head monk sees the man and asks "15 years have passed. Have you anything to say?".
"Well actually I've been thinking about it and I'm leaving the order. It's not really for me." says the man.
"Yes, yes" sighs the head monk "I think that's for the best. You've done nothing but ******* complain since you got here."

Sad news from the Nestle factory today.
A worker was crushed beneath a large box of chocolate that fell 20 feet off some racking on to him. 
 
He repeatedly called for help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me”, his colleagues cheered. 
 
 

Charles Dicken's "A Tale of Two Cities" was first serialised in 2 local papers.
It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

Charles Dicken's "A Tale of Two Cities" was first serialised in 2 local papers.
It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

Charles Dicken's "A Tale of Two Cities" was first serialised in 2 local papers.
It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

Fried Gator and cajun fries. ?

Homemade chicken pie with corn, green beans, and yeast rolls.
Key lime pie for dessert.

Homemade chicken pie with corn, green beans, and yeast rolls.
Key lime pie for dessert.

Sad news from the Nestle factory today.
A worker was crushed beneath a large box of chocolate that fell 20 feet off some racking on to him. 
 
He repeatedly called for help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me”, his colleagues cheered. 
 
 

Enjoying a Black Toe IPA at Thirsty Souls brewing in Mt Airy NC.

 

Charles Dicken's "A Tale of Two Cities" was first serialised in 2 local papers.
It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

People who call you very early in the morning giving you a panic that something must be wrong, but all they want is to ask you something that could easily have waited until later.

Sad news from the Nestle factory today.
A worker was crushed beneath a large box of chocolate that fell 20 feet off some racking on to him. 
 
He repeatedly called for help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me”, his colleagues cheered. 
 
 

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
 
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
 
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
 
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
 
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
 
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"