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I sat on the edge of the bed last night pulling off my boxers. Missus said, 'you spoil those dogs'.

Uncut Gems. 8.5/10.
Not something you'd watch over and over, but a good watch nevertheless. Adam Sandler played the role brilliantly considering he's normally known for his comedic roles. Very fast paced and basically 2 hours 15 minutes of anxiety. ?

“This Country” back on BBC iPlayer (series three I think) from 17th Feb. Great programme.

There is some repetition of ideas but a lot more variety than you give it credit for, but not quite sure what you expect from a series entitled Black Mirror?
If you haven't watched the 10 series or so of Walking Dead then let me warn you that every episode is basically about escaping from Zombies.
Dr Who has a Doctor travelling through space every cuffing episode and... get this Lost...? they are lost on a desert Island in every one of its 100+ episodes.....
 
 

Watched Hidden Figures on Chanel 4 last night. Based on a true story, so no doubt quite a few changes for dramatical effect, about the space race and racial discrimination/segregation in 1960’s America. Very good film 8/10

I can forgive the cider drinking as youthful ignorance.. But you need to have a serious look at yourself! 
Think the first couple of episodes and the last series were weaker, but many of the episodes in between were really amazing. Inside no 9 is interesting and quirky but not on the same planet for me. 
 
 

It’s a brilliant show. Seriously underrated.

dont know how this got on this nice policeman in bristol???

Just on episode 7 of season 1. 
Definitely not the sort of programme I'd watch with my mum but it deals with some really deep issues. Would recommend it provided you've got a broad mind. 

Read this one on LinkedIn recently so, it's probably done the rounds:
It's exactly 11 years today since my friend came running out the room shouting "it's a boy. It's a boy"
 
Suffice to say we've not been back to Thailand since. 

I think it is a case of "one mans poison". We all have our favourites and our dislikes.
Cobra I thought was interesting and thought provoking. Not the best script or acting, but certainly better than Ray Donovan (In my opinion) 

It feels sorta 'UK' made for TV to me. 
Comparable to Line of Duty, Luther.. All kinda watchable, but I really don't get what all the fuss is about.
It's a step up from The Bill, but if you compare it to The Wire, The Sopranos, Gomorrah, True Detective... even Ray Donovan etc then its simply world's away. 
 

Half way through Cobra on Sky One. Very watchable although a bit too full of stereotypes. 

Just finished watching True Romance.
A bit dated but great film (written by Tarentino) with lots of big names. 8/10

According to Google it's on All 4

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an efficiency expert visited our restaurant. He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my winky. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "How do you get your winky back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

Just finished watching True Romance.
A bit dated but great film (written by Tarentino) with lots of big names. 8/10

Just finished watching True Romance.
A bit dated but great film (written by Tarentino) with lots of big names. 8/10

The scene in the caravan with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken.......movie gold ???

Just finished watching True Romance.
A bit dated but great film (written by Tarentino) with lots of big names. 8/10

Apologies if been mentioned earlier but I've seen first two episodes Watchmen and it is awesome.

A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas. Quite rightly Police are out checking on people. ?‍♂️ 
Last night I went out for a few drinks. Cocktails then wine. (Not a good idea)
However, knowing I was over the limit, I took the bus back home. 
We passed a police checkpoint and I could see they were pulling over drivers giving them breath tests. They waved the bus past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I’m not even sure where I got it from.
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Looks like a penis colada to me. 

How did Musks comment ccost this diver $190m? Was he trying it on because Musk was a multi millionaire? If I had called it him would he have done the same?