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Despite now having one of those daft hipster efforts, I've only been clean shaven twice in 12 years.  Once for Movember a few years ago, and once when I shaved before a girl I met on holiday came to stay as she didn't like stubble rash...

Worst still is the BP garage in Mickleover now has a M&S mini mart inside.  And as we all know M&S attracts the type of well-off, bored old folk that take 3 times as long to do anything!!!

People who send business emails discussing important matters using text speak & smiley faces.  Shocking...

Ignorant wankshafts that don't put the Next Customer wedge on the belt once they've loaded up their shopping!  Even worse if they watch you do it then don't thank you for it...  CU***!!!

Ignorant wankshafts that don't put the Next Customer wedge on the belt once they've loaded up their shopping!  Even worse if they watch you do it then don't thank you for it...  CU***!!!

Ignorant wankshafts that don't put the Next Customer wedge on the belt once they've loaded up their shopping!  Even worse if they watch you do it then don't thank you for it...  CU***!!!

Ignorant wankshafts that don't put the Next Customer wedge on the belt once they've loaded up their shopping!  Even worse if they watch you do it then don't thank you for it...  CU***!!!

The 'convenient' flaps on a sealed pack of, for example, ham that's supposed to make it easier to open that simply snap off.  Do any of them work, ever???

Exactly.  Living on the edge of the countryside and being an avid runner/cyclist I've lost count of the times I've had to risk being ran over by going round great piles of s***.  Saying that, I dislike horse people in general, stuck up barstewards normally...

Exactly.  Living on the edge of the countryside and being an avid runner/cyclist I've lost count of the times I've had to risk being ran over by going round great piles of s***.  Saying that, I dislike horse people in general, stuck up barstewards normally...

Regular sized bags of crisps with an easy peel panel on the front to "make them easier to share".
1. Share my crisps?
2. Have we, as a society, really reached the stage where making a nick in the corner of the bag and opening it fully is too much effort or too complicated for people to figure out?

The 'convenient' flaps on a sealed pack of, for example, ham that's supposed to make it easier to open that simply snap off.  Do any of them work, ever???

3/4 length trousers, why?

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

I travel to Stockport / Manchester once or twice a month and go over the peaks. Takes longer however you are moving and the scenery is awesome.

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

Morning chaps,
Just to let you all know I'm doing a lot better.  Had a good chat with the Mrs, had a little cry, had a couple of days off and celebrated my lad's birthday as a family.  Certainly made me appreciate the little things a lot more, and I'm feeling stronger for it.
Thanks for advice and letting me know I'm not alone in feeling like this from time to time.  You're a good bunch...

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

Being overtaken.

hats indoors I can cope with, sunglasses on the other hand!!! I get an almost uncontrollable urge to punch the sh** out of people who do it...

Kids walking along the street blaring music out their phones...  What are they expecting?  Me to saddle up to them and say "Mmm, Drake, excellent choice" and give him a high 5?  Put ya f***in earphones in ya little ***t!!!

Kids walking along the street blaring music out their phones...  What are they expecting?  Me to saddle up to them and say "Mmm, Drake, excellent choice" and give him a high 5?  Put ya f***in earphones in ya little ***t!!!