Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster

Also happens to own huge areas of land and property -I  have no idea if that is counted in his wealth but if he needed to he could some to finance things 

Forgive me. It's late and I'm just catching up...
So after it looking like a head to head battle between MA and AA...
Mr Clowes has emerged from the wings as, reportedly being the 'fan' that was prepared to facilitate the CK bid by buying the ground - ergo completing the deal....
... To upscaling his offer to buy the club as a whole?
... And being the frontrunner as the best bid?
Is that where we're at?
Please, someone summarise for me. 
And if the answers to my questions are all yes - could he/we not be usurped by better offers from MA/AA in the coming days? 
How much is Clowes worth? Is it a business deal or a fan deal?
Does he have any wonga spare for future investment - or is it a wealthy fan clearing our debt, with a view to us become self-sufficient after him saving us?
Sorry for all my questions. 

No one on here can answer, unfortunately. Some will say they can, but they don't know any more than you or I.

Forgive me. It's late and I'm just catching up...
So after it looking like a head to head battle between MA and AA...
Mr Clowes has emerged from the wings as, reportedly being the 'fan' that was prepared to facilitate the CK bid by buying the ground - ergo completing the deal....
... To upscaling his offer to buy the club as a whole?
... And being the frontrunner as the best bid?
Is that where we're at?
Please, someone summarise for me. 
And if the answers to my questions are all yes - could he/we not be usurped by better offers from MA/AA in the coming days? 
How much is Clowes worth? Is it a business deal or a fan deal?
Does he have any wonga spare for future investment - or is it a wealthy fan clearing our debt, with a view to us become self-sufficient after him saving us?
Sorry for all my questions. 

Andy App's bid seems to be based in realism. MA's lack of a bid seems to be based in " 11th hour, I'll hoover up if nobody can get it over the line "
He's the master of making basket cases deals happen.
He doesn't flex his vast wealth, merely has the hard cash when other offers flounder.
MA. You've had many chances to make this deal happen, with, what is for you, small change.
You could've outbid Mr. Apple's bid a long time ago, but you chose not to.
Just stop teasing our desperate fan base.
Fluck off and stop waving your deep cheque book at us.
AA. You're our only realistic chance of salvation. 
Please get it over the line.

Andy App's bid seems to be based in realism. MA's lack of a bid seems to be based in " 11th hour, I'll hoover up if nobody can get it over the line "
He's the master of making basket cases deals happen.
He doesn't flex his vast wealth, merely has the hard cash when other offers flounder.
MA. You've had many chances to make this deal happen, with, what is for you, small change.
You could've outbid Mr. Apple's bid a long time ago, but you chose not to.
Just stop teasing our desperate fan base.
Fluck off and stop waving your deep cheque book at us.
AA. You're our only realistic chance of salvation. 
Please get it over the line.

Ashley: So what's the latest on my bid then. Those Bamfords at Quantuma still haven't called me...
Accountant: Yours is still the lowest offer Mike
Ashley: Yeah but I've got £50 mill in the bank
Accountant: So do other parties though Mike and the bid stands at £54 million
Ashley: Do they not know who I am?
Accountant: I'm pretty certain they do Mike. Maybe that's the issue...
Ashley: I'm Mike f****** Ashley and I vom where I want...
Accountant: Indeed you do Mike. What are my instructions then?
Ashley: To buy me Derby f****** County you thick t*** and sharpish...
Accountant: As I said Mike, you'll need to increase your offer...
Ashley: Yeah, yeah, I heard you. I'm fat, not stupid! Tell them they can have £51 million and I won't charge myself rent for 10 years. And tell them I'll let them call the stadium the Super Duper Mike Ashley Sports Direct Stadium of Awesome Dreams. Nice ring to it, that! Oh, and no charge for the stadium re-brand but only if they sign today. (Wanders off chanting) One Mike Ashley, there's only one Mike Ashley, one Mike Aaaaaaassshleeyy....

To be fair to Nixon he did call the Isaac Hutchinson move. He said the day before- "Read tomorrows paper for my Isaac hunt revelation."

Slow down, slow down. I am a hardcore customer of Agent Provocateur and I comfortably send a £1000 each year on panties. I have loads of mates who do so too, although @Boyciewill surely deny it.

It's difficult times for us all chaps, let's not turn against each other.
We're all stressed. Support each other.

Mr Nixon states the blindingly obvious again - whilst encouraging others to financially support him through patreon.
I could generalise that s*** and ask people to send me money for my "insight"
I get he's got someone in the EFL that is feeding him something, but the EFL are so chaotic and disjointed, it's a bit like having the ear wandering into The Standing Order on Irongate at 10am in the morning when the "early morning crew" are spouting rollocks.
They're all spouting broken biscuits, disjointed and changing by the minute.
Not ITK, just a snapshot...

Mr Nixon states the blindingly obvious again - whilst encouraging others to financially support him through patreon.
I could generalise that s*** and ask people to send me money for my "insight"
I get he's got someone in the EFL that is feeding him something, but the EFL are so chaotic and disjointed, it's a bit like having the ear wandering into The Standing Order on Irongate at 10am in the morning when the "early morning crew" are spouting rollocks.
They're all spouting broken biscuits, disjointed and changing by the minute.
Not ITK, just a snapshot...

Andy App's bid seems to be based in realism. MA's lack of a bid seems to be based in " 11th hour, I'll hoover up if nobody can get it over the line "
He's the master of making basket cases deals happen.
He doesn't flex his vast wealth, merely has the hard cash when other offers flounder.
MA. You've had many chances to make this deal happen, with, what is for you, small change.
You could've outbid Mr. Apple's bid a long time ago, but you chose not to.
Just stop teasing our desperate fan base.
Fluck off and stop waving your deep cheque book at us.
AA. You're our only realistic chance of salvation. 
Please get it over the line.

Mr Nixon states the blindingly obvious again - whilst encouraging others to financially support him through patreon.
I could generalise that s*** and ask people to send me money for my "insight"
I get he's got someone in the EFL that is feeding him something, but the EFL are so chaotic and disjointed, it's a bit like having the ear wandering into The Standing Order on Irongate at 10am in the morning when the "early morning crew" are spouting rollocks.
They're all spouting broken biscuits, disjointed and changing by the minute.
Not ITK, just a snapshot...

Mr Nixon states the blindingly obvious again - whilst encouraging others to financially support him through patreon.
I could generalise that s*** and ask people to send me money for my "insight"
I get he's got someone in the EFL that is feeding him something, but the EFL are so chaotic and disjointed, it's a bit like having the ear wandering into The Standing Order on Irongate at 10am in the morning when the "early morning crew" are spouting rollocks.
They're all spouting broken biscuits, disjointed and changing by the minute.
Not ITK, just a snapshot...

If you sell insight, you have to have some.  He doesn't, but that is his game - so vague tea leaf reading and heads I win; tails you lose cryptics are a stock in trade.
This forum is probably more in the know on the grounds of genuine interest, rather than the latest passing ship.  He'll be a Stockport County insider next week. 

It's difficult times for us all chaps, let's not turn against each other.
We're all stressed. Support each other.

It only like going to a fortune teller at the fair.

Andy App's bid seems to be based in realism. MA's lack of a bid seems to be based in " 11th hour, I'll hoover up if nobody can get it over the line "
He's the master of making basket cases deals happen.
He doesn't flex his vast wealth, merely has the hard cash when other offers flounder.
MA. You've had many chances to make this deal happen, with, what is for you, small change.
You could've outbid Mr. Apple's bid a long time ago, but you chose not to.
Just stop teasing our desperate fan base.
Fluck off and stop waving your deep cheque book at us.
AA. You're our only realistic chance of salvation. 
Please get it over the line.

It's difficult times for us all chaps, let's not turn against each other.
We're all stressed. Support each other.

I'll welcome Ashley if he gets the club but f*** me, he's annoying! 
I'm sick to death of his game playing, he's clearly an intelligent business man so surely he understands that just continually telling everyone that he has £50m 'waiting' to complete the takeover, does not get the job done. He is a multi-billionaire so of course he has that kind of money sitting about, but unless he puts that down on the table he just looks like a buffer.
If he wants to buy the club, and if he wants it in anything other than a desolate state, walk into Quantumas office tomorrow, slap £10m on the table and tell them that they can have the other £40m next week if they just give him the go ahead.
OK that's over simplified but my point is, IF YOU WANT THE f****** CLUB, JUST BUY IT!

It's difficult times for us all chaps, let's not turn against each other.
We're all stressed. Support each other.

Andy App's bid seems to be based in realism. MA's lack of a bid seems to be based in " 11th hour, I'll hoover up if nobody can get it over the line "
He's the master of making basket cases deals happen.
He doesn't flex his vast wealth, merely has the hard cash when other offers flounder.
MA. You've had many chances to make this deal happen, with, what is for you, small change.
You could've outbid Mr. Apple's bid a long time ago, but you chose not to.
Just stop teasing our desperate fan base.
Fluck off and stop waving your deep cheque book at us.
AA. You're our only realistic chance of salvation. 
Please get it over the line.

Andy App's bid seems to be based in realism. MA's lack of a bid seems to be based in " 11th hour, I'll hoover up if nobody can get it over the line "
He's the master of making basket cases deals happen.
He doesn't flex his vast wealth, merely has the hard cash when other offers flounder.
MA. You've had many chances to make this deal happen, with, what is for you, small change.
You could've outbid Mr. Apple's bid a long time ago, but you chose not to.
Just stop teasing our desperate fan base.
Fluck off and stop waving your deep cheque book at us.
AA. You're our only realistic chance of salvation. 
Please get it over the line.

It's difficult times for us all chaps, let's not turn against each other.
We're all stressed. Support each other.