GboroRam

Looks like it was spooked and has bolted.

Wow, a soldier that's good with numbers!
 
 
PS. Will you do my taxes?

you're waiting in a queue for ages and the women in front of you finally gets served and when it comes to pay they take 5 minutes trying to find the purse in the bag, then getting it out, then opening it up, then faffing with change, then counting it, then dropping some, then picking it up, then counting it again, then finally handing it over.
Having the money ready might be a good idea for the sanity of the rest of us.
 

And while we are on that topic ... I like swear words but I loath misuse and overuse of swear words. 
if you hit your thumb with a hammer then an expletive is perfectly acceptable. At a distance in a stadium, away from kids  flinging an insult a a player isn't the end of the world either. But peppering every other word in a scentence with the F word is just crude and pointless. Using what should be powerful words for minor gripes is pretty pathetic too. (IMO of course )

Ikea.

Everything that is wrong with today's society in one smug face

No bog roll.    

Just don't ask for an encore.

Sorry if this gripe has already been made. Driving along a dual carriageway and a truck in front pulled out to overtake another lorry then took between 2 and 3 miles to complete the manoeuvre. At that rate he was probably travelling at 1mph faster - idiots like that need ducking in the nearest pond (for a minimum of 10 minutes)

Remember my (very inebriated) mate having a pee and then looking down and saying "Oh no! I've pee'd all over my shoes" - to which the (thankfully equally wrecked) bloke next to him looked down and said "yep - and you pee'd all over mine as well" - a swift exit ensued....

I have recently found this thread and am working through it, nodding in agreement with many of the posts.  I haven't read everything but I wanted to add this as it really gets my goat.
I hate it when you are driving round a busy, full is car park only to spot a space before everyone else.  You rush to it to get there first only to find that there is a tiny car - Fiat 500 or Smart Car for example - tucked right into the space making it look empty.

I went into a tattoo artists to have the famous welsh railway station inked on my love tool...
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch
he took a look and suggested "Rhyl"
 

Much as I love our health service and the obvious commitment many of the staff show, I believethat the cuts have ripped the heart and soul out of it. It's no longer a world class service.

Kinnell, you'd think he'd be able to tie his shoe laces at his age. 

I have had a hard day, which might perhaps part explain why this has made me chuckle for a good minute or so.
Henri when your mate passes 18 perhaps you can buy him an STD.

Just don't ask for an encore.

Just don't ask for an encore.

That's just B*****s, everyone knows Europe won most medals.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/702716/Olympics-medal-table-EU-parliament-tweets-without-Team-GB-27-Golds

It's glandular!

TV 

Much as I love our health service and the obvious commitment many of the staff show, I believethat the cuts have ripped the heart and soul out of it. It's no longer a world class service.

Are we still talking Piers Morgan? 

Are we still talking Piers Morgan?