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I'd say if you can turn the list into a narrative. Focus on what the business benefited from (turn it into a story how you worked with the company, your understanding of the business drivers, working to deliver the solutions they rely on). For example I'd change the "attended h&s meetings" to "worked with site h&s team to ensure safety protocols are followed" or "have a good understanding of site health and safety procedures and attended regular meetings to ensure blah blah blah". Just reshape it a bit. Also avoid jargon that doesn't translate away from your employer - the Leicester Leads report might be really important but you need to describe the end result and what you did to ensure it happened.
Hope that helps. Drop me a PM if you want my thoughts. I'm an IT manager and I've read loads of CVs and I would give you my honest thoughts, positive and "areas for improvement"
And don't get despondent after 2 goes. It takes time to get a good match, both as an employer and an employee. 

I'd say if you can turn the list into a narrative. Focus on what the business benefited from (turn it into a story how you worked with the company, your understanding of the business drivers, working to deliver the solutions they rely on). For example I'd change the "attended h&s meetings" to "worked with site h&s team to ensure safety protocols are followed" or "have a good understanding of site health and safety procedures and attended regular meetings to ensure blah blah blah". Just reshape it a bit. Also avoid jargon that doesn't translate away from your employer - the Leicester Leads report might be really important but you need to describe the end result and what you did to ensure it happened.
Hope that helps. Drop me a PM if you want my thoughts. I'm an IT manager and I've read loads of CVs and I would give you my honest thoughts, positive and "areas for improvement"
And don't get despondent after 2 goes. It takes time to get a good match, both as an employer and an employee. 

What a precious bunch we are.

Adverts working perfectly, as one would expect

Anyone seeing this error too?
 

As a newcomer to the forum, I've only just stumbled upon this topic.
I've gone back a bit to see people speak about their problems and instead of it bringing me down, it's actually done the opposite.
It's great to see people supporting each other especially when mental health issues still face such a stigma. 
Long may it continue.
If anyone needs someone talk to then anonymously over the internet is sometimes the best way.

Never had a problem. Could it be cough iPhone cough related?

Well stop sitting down, no wonder its taking so long. Get your finger out and get it finished  and stop wasting time posting pictures.

That's the chair the boss sat in, so she could point out the bits I'd missed mowing.
Although, I also have no friends.

Got no mates? Or is that the naughty chair?

Oh now you did it, watch out, gonna have to hug you

'Kin 'ell - I knew healthy lifestyles had to be bad for you! Glad you're on the mend.

Thanks for the messages all. I've got an appointment tomorrow AM with my doctor which will hopefully add a bit of clarity to things. I knew I was coming down with depression in around December time but left it until April to get the diagnosis. The sadness I could deal with but the intrusive thoughts and doubts about my relationship are something different altogether. I've felt absolutely empty all day today and just don't know how to get better.
I've got people around me to speak to and am seeing a counsellor but as of yet, nothing's really changed. I don't really know what depression feels like exactly but I think there might be a few more issues than just that unfortunately. I've got a girlfriend I love to bits who loves me and will be there for me, I just pray I don't end up forcing her away and ruining everything.

Yes thanks, mate. But you wouldn't believe my final diagnosis.
To cut a long, drawn out story short...
I did a lot of weights for headspace time, and the fact I like being on my own. And its supposed to be good for beating depression.
I got pretty big, but then had a tough period, which is when I cried out for help on here. To get big I had to eat protein and I ate loads of tuna. 2 tins a day, actually.
I went to the doctors with lethargy and suspected depression, again, earlier this year. Blood tests taken as a precaution showed up problems. Went to a specialist, been diagnosed with mercury poisoning from the tuna.
So the hobby I used to beat my depression was actually making me more depressed and killing me lol.
I'm feeling much better now. But the way my head worked during those really dark times earlier this year makes me now help anybody I can. It was a ******* eye opener. 
To all those who commented and showed they cared at the time was ******* brilliant. I posted my original post and then logged off fearing I would be reacted to negatively. 
I thank @Mostyn6 in my head everytime this thread reemerges. It gave me the strength to find out answers and get better. And to everyone who responded first time.
So to the poster today, if you're reading. Hang in there, mate. Take the boost you might get from people listening and understanding how you feel, and use it. Whether it gives you the energy to get through tomorrow or to get back to the doctors. Just keep talking. We will be here.

If you don't like it, ignore it.
What effect is it to anyone else if they identify as non-binary? I view the world as fairly black and white, I'm a logic man instead of creative, but if their viewpoint puts them at ease with themselves, who would I be to deny them peace of mind?

Just please keep talking, mate. Even if it's on here. There's nothing to fear in posting in this thread. We're strangers, i know, but if we care, then think how much your girlfriend will.
Believe me.

It's 2229 according to my ipad

I think the list is the reason for his pleading of poverty tbf.?

I'm stating that Apple are bad people that do bad things. However it seems acceptable because it's apple.
This https://www.fairphone.com/en/
 

Load of ********. I've been told not to believe anything in the Daily Mail.

Stansted.'Arris 'Ole?

It's not, had one like yours till it got smashed during an argument with the wife.

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