Mucker1884

This needs to go in the 2023 Holiday thread.
Where is it?
... and do they do all inclusive?  

Gutted for you mate.
 
How many have you missed sofa?  

Gutted for you mate.
 
How many have you missed sofa?  

Gutted for you mate.
 
How many have you missed sofa?  

Gutted for you mate.
 
How many have you missed sofa?  

Gutted for you mate.
 
How many have you missed sofa?  

Gutted for you mate.
 
How many have you missed sofa?  

I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny, but you're failing. 
One sheep would only keep one side of you warm and when they're on their own the wriggle about a lot. 
You need two sheep. You position one each side and then thread baler twine around their hooves at the bottom and their necks at the top and tie them to each other with you wedged in the middle.
The down side is they do tend to chat to each other if you have them facing the same way. But the alternative would be to have them facing away from you and each other and that would be cruel. 
Pro tip:  Pop them in the microwave (or air fryer) for 10 minutes before bedtime and you won't need your electric blanket, saving you even more money. 

Get around paywalls on The Bellylaugh, The Times (Rupert and Financial) and Independent websites by quickly switching your device to airplane mode whilst the page is loading. Get the timing right and that article is yours to read for free.
NB. Stealing content on the Internet is wrong.

Damn, can’t believe I missed out AGAIN!!
Grrrrrr.

Basic membership 

But then where are you going to find a kebab shop open on Christmas Day when you wake up.

cheers Jourdan , thanks for your work putting it all together

You barely get to home games, never mind away. Race my arse 

You may not reach my age with that cheek ?

Cheers, just printed your QR code off, I just need to get in there earlier than you!
The race is on. Merry Christmas! ?

They were a lot more than twice as heavy mate.
They were made of leather that was soaked in molten lead for 3 years and then coated with osmium to a depth of 2 inches before finally being sprayed with plutonium to ensure they lasted the game when being thrashed to death by the likes of Alan Hinton.
 

Patterson was ok, but I would much prefer to see David Langan return.

I have, been to seven in the National League plus a couple of others in lower leagues - guess Premier Ram must be similar too.

I’ve been to 75 of the current 92 and 84 altogether, hoping to get to the 7 in this division I’ve not been to including Cheltenham this season.

Very happy to have got a ticket for Cheltenham today as it's a ground I've never seen us play at - this'll be the 86th of the current 92 league grounds I've seen Derby play at so I'm well pleased ?

I'm gonna flat out refuse to speak on behalf of others... but put me down as a +1
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