Mucker1884

I don't think it's particularly appropriate to be making fun of H from Steps, seeing as he's only recently deceased...
 

 
 

Have you discussed that last bit with her, or are you just going for it?
best o' luck.  

Exactly and the guy always talks to me in the park when I’m walking the dogs,I run off and he comes after me(in his Wednesday shirt?).
’You’re lads aren’t doing very well again are they(???)’
’Better than the Owls mate and what the duck has happened to your hair(?)’

Incorrect or inappropriate use of Just For Men(or similar,I’ve got no hair so don’t know).
FFS,if you want to use it at least follow the bloody instructions or if not don’t come talking to me and expect me not to stare.

Jeez!
It's like you are some sort of mystical Wizard with powers beyond earthly comprehension.
This forum just gets fantasticer and amazinger by the hour!
Can I have my ashes scattered here?*... it's like my new favouritest place to be!
 
 
*Don't need an answer straight away, but get back to me next week... just in case!

I don't know where you are, but looking at those tight calf's and bulging thighs, I can guess where you've been... The gym, clearly!
Do you have any similar photo's Dave?  ...It is ok to call you Dave, isn't it?
Let me know if you have any more.  I'll be happy to let you have my mobile number... or perhaps you could pop round and drop them off?
Anyway, chat again soon.
Now, how do I get out of these private messages, and back onto the main forum?

Actually, that's a serious point.  We never worry about you, as we always know where you are by your username! (Although I'm still confused as to whether you are Richard, or actually rich!)
Maybe we should all add our whereabouts to our username, so we can all stop worrying!
Yours,
Muckersatatthekitchentable

But I can't get into the outside lane because it's full of morons wanting to go faster rather than using both lanes! This stretch of the A1 only has two lanes. 

Jeez!
It's like you are some sort of mystical Wizard with powers beyond earthly comprehension.
This forum just gets fantasticer and amazinger by the hour!
Can I have my ashes scattered here?*... it's like my new favouritest place to be!
 
 
*Don't need an answer straight away, but get back to me next week... just in case!

Hover over where it says how long ago the post was made and it will show the date and time a post was made.

My very first replica... and probably remains my all time favourite.
If I'm honest, I don't recall the sponsor being on the front of mine.  I'm certain if we had a choice, I'd have opted out?  Would we have had a choice back then, or would I have had that sponsor on?  (I do have a lousy memory!)
EDIT:  Pretty certain the same goes for the number on the back too?  (I certainly wouldn't have paid extra for numbers/letters... I hadn't started work at that stage!)

Isn't that what Sir Alex ended up in court for a few years back... clearing his inbox on the motorway?  He got off though, of course, if memory serves!

Duh, think about it.
It would make it much harder to read the paper and clear his inbox if he had to overtake at the same time!

I'm going for Arse!  
 
 
 
 
...No... wait... I mean... Oh bugger... No wait... I mean... 

I'm going for Arse!  
 
 
 
 
...No... wait... I mean... Oh bugger... No wait... I mean... 

I'm going for Arse!  
 
 
 
 
...No... wait... I mean... Oh bugger... No wait... I mean... 

That's the dog's bo***ck's, that!

That's the dog's bo***ck's, that!

That's the dog's bo***ck's, that!

That's the dog's bo***ck's, that!

Yeah, and I'm a detective... Sherlock Ohms!

I've highlighted the relevant bit in bold.
 
 
 
He's got a day job?  Wow!
Hope it's nothing dangerous, that's all I can say!  

Also, if you only want to see unread content in topics you have posted, you can filter the rest out in the Ownership tab

Then let me educate you.
Below is a screenshot from my Unread Content, now you see the third topic down "Random stuff that people do to annoy me", it has a star before it, the star shows that I have posted in this topic.
Topics with just a dot/circle like the top two "v Millwall (H) - Predictions" and "Wayne Hennesey" I have not posted in. 
Class dismissed.

Still contains nuts in its name, that’s the addict in you, anything for that nut fix