King Kevin

If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

Fingers crossed for January.

You're forgetting that most of this forum has moved on mate, and considered the matter closed. Watch them go back on that now.

The biggest mistake is not how they have dealt with Keogh but reinstating the other two far too soon .

The biggest mistake is not how they have dealt with Keogh but reinstating the other two far too soon .

The biggest mistake is not how they have dealt with Keogh but reinstating the other two far too soon .

He might be captain but he ain't a leader in a million years.Can't remember the last time we had a real leader RVL?

The club are perfectly correct in this decision and I fully support them.
These modern players are living in cuckoo land. 
If Keogh had anything about him he would show some humility and be doing everything he could to repair the damage he has done to the club.
Refusing to take a pay cut instead of begging for forgiveness makes me think he'd be better suited to the House of Commons than Pride Park.
If he has been on £25,000 a week for the past few years he should be set up for life and if he isn't, well that's his fault. Either way, if it was me, I would be doing anything to restore my own & the clubs reputation, including working for nothing, if necessary.
We all make mistakes and believe you me, I've made plenty, but it's how you right the wrongs and learn from them that matters.
These players need to understand how privileged they are and start behaving accordingly.
No sympathy for the bloke at all now. Good riddance. 
UTR
 

Just get rid of him, what use is he going to be in 14 months time without having played for such a long period and coming back from such a huge injury.... Hes done. Move on

He has his faults as player granted but bloody hell would swap him out for either of the two present incumbents .

He has his faults as player granted but bloody hell would swap him out for either of the two present incumbents .

When you think about it, it's the same action a normal business would take if an employee injured themselves on a night out.  If it was me, I would be down to statutory sick pay within 2 months, until such time as I was able to work again.  If i objected, I'm sure my boss would advise me not to let the door hit my arse on the way out.  £12k a week and access to fantastic medical facilities & rehabilitation is a pretty good deal when you look at it.

Bennett will be released in the summer, not good enough. Lawrence should be sold, we might get 2m for him if we are lucky. 

When you put them to bed if they are not in pain ,well fed and clean under NO circumstances lift them when they cry.If you do and it is very tempting you are screwed for the rest of their childhood .
 
 

Is it me and the mood I’m in on a Friday evening but does anyone else think Winner Takes It All is a brilliant song with great lyrics and melody.  How hard must have been to put all your emotions down on paper and your ex wife (or soon to be) to sing them for the world to hear.

Paddy asks Mick if he enjoyed his night out at a Faith Healing Event.
It was bloody rubbish said Mick. Even a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

DEAR NEIGHBOUR:
Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Regards
Richard
Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Checker had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

A couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?
  
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
  
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
  
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
  
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' 
  
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from Bupa. 

Little boy goes up to his dad and asks him what the difference is between theoretically and realistically .The dad says go and ask your mum and sister if they would sleep with someone for a million pounds .
Little lad trots off and asks his mum and sister the question. He goes back "Dad they both said yes they would" .
"There you go then son theoretically we are millionaires  realistically we are living with a couple of tarts". 

Wife :I've got a bag of old clothes I'd like to donate.

Husband:why not just throw them in the bin

Wife:But there's poor starving people that would appreciate them

Husband:Honey if they fit in your old clothes they ain't  starving

This is mine and Hilda's little beauty... Been running her in for the last 40 years... still like new.
 

They are into meditation the Chinese , the game would have a had a similar effect.I know I was nearly comatose by the end of it.

Chinese Businessmen came for a tour around Derbyshire and visited Pride Park a while ago, but nothing ever came of that. If they watched the match last night i dont think we will ever see them again.

Suite and Sour?

Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar - Demerara