May Contain Nuts Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Nope, nothing springs to mind. Something I have noticed is people who mean to say 'up s*** creek' saying 'up schitts creek' ala the TV show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kooklaram Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 "Unbelievable Jeff" Soccer Saturday "I don't believe it" one foot in the grave Chester40 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 “Another baked parsnip, vicar?” said when someone has farted. But for the life of me I can’t remember where it came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 7 hours ago, Turk Thrust said: “Another baked parsnip, vicar?” said when someone has farted. But for the life of me I can’t remember where it came from. Well, it wasn't me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 10 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Well, it wasn't me! Shouldn't that be in the advice from pop songs thread? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Mrs Badger will often say in a crap cockney accent when I screw something up by going a tad too far 'you were only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4’s Sister Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 “I know nothing” Manuel from Faulty Towers. I think this might be my favourite episode. ramit and Miggins 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4’s Sister Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 On 25/06/2024 at 09:54, Wolfie20 said: There's more weird posters on this forum than I'd previously thought! The weirder the better. Carry on chaps 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4’s Sister Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 “Lady of the House speaking”. Bloody love Hyacinth. My friend Stephen and I leave each other voice notes quoting her. My neighbour and I have matching Hyacinth T-shirts 😂 Chester40 and Crewton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4’s Sister Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 “Recollections may vary” RIP Queen Lizzie Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 "That's you, that is." or somesuch variation, from Baddiel & Newman's sketch History Today Crewton and Chester40 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted July 10 Author Share Posted July 10 5 hours ago, Animal is a Ram said: "That's you, that is." or somesuch variation, from Baddiel & Newman's sketch History Today You see that Bella Emberg... that's your girlfriend .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 On 25/06/2024 at 06:59, Bob The Badger said: School boy error. Python did it for I *think* a live show, maybe Hollywood Bowl? But the original sketch was pre-Python with Marty Feldman, our own Tim Brooke-Taylor, Chapman & Cleese. Indeed - At Last The 1948 Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 3 hours ago, Chester40 said: You see that Bella Emberg... that's your girlfriend .... Thrghhghhghhpwt - That's your swimming pool, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 12 hours ago, Eddie said: Thrghhghhghhpwt - That's your swimming pool, that is. I was walking down a quiet Croatian hill with my wife. A very old woman was walking towards us, pushing a bike up the steep hill. I smiled at her as I stopped to let her pass and she smiled back a big toothless grin. Calling her a crone would not have been unfair. A few steps past her, Mrs Badger turned and looked at me and said, 'See that old woman? She's your bird, she is. She's your best bird. You wished you'd married her, you do" Fortunately, later that day, we saw two old men, one of whom had a ridiculous comb-over and the other was grossly overweight, sat playing my cards. So I responded. 'Oh look, your best ever threesome is here, the one you said you would play your hall pass for' I'm fairly sure if you'd have told me 30 years ago, they'd be the kind of conversations I'd be having and laughing at in my 60s, I'd have been slightly surprised. Crewton, GB SPORTS, Chester40 and 2 others 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kooklaram Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 On 02/07/2024 at 23:20, B4’s Sister said: “I know nothing” Manuel from Faulty Towers. I think this might be my favourite episode. "I learn English from a BOOOK" B4’s Sister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 When I spot Mrs ramit noticing some passer by From Dumb And Dumber Yeah, he must work out GB SPORTS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Just now, ramit said: When I spot Mrs ramit noticing some passer by From Dumb And Dumber Yeah, he must work out How many passers by do you see from Dumb and Dumber. I don't ever recall even seeing one. 🤓 GB SPORTS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Whenever something breaks in our house or is poor quality we say, 'Value for money from Czechoslovakia ladies and gentlemen' I think it came from the ventriloquist character played by John Thompson on the Alan Partridge Show. He was terrible, and the show was going wrong. I think the puppet called Cheeky Monkey has his head fell off, and he said that. But I could be mixing up two characters and it could have been Paul Calf who said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 11 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: How many passers by do you see from Dumb and Dumber. I don't ever recall even seeing one. 🤓 Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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