Important things to do in life while Mason Bennett is trying to get his shirt off

[Rampage]

Mason was struggling to get his shirt off after scoring. Time stood still and we could have... 

[Sith Happens]

Signed a German centreback 

[Rampage]

Sorted Brexit

Nipped to Aldi for more beer

Put a fresh bet on Rams for promotion

Any other suggestions? 

[Rampage]

Got engaged to the girlfriend subject to promotion. 

[Zag zig]

Bought and ate a Pukka Pie............... if your name is Kenny Burns.

[Sith Happens]

1 minute ago, Zag zig said:

Bought and ate a Pukka Pie............... if your name is Kenny Burns.

Erm, you sure you get this thread? 

[Rev]

Not noticed his struggle, while holding my lad in a death grip of joy?

[RadioactiveWaste]

Probably changed a car tyre quicker.

[ossieram]

Queued for a ticket against dirty lids.

[europia]

36 minutes ago, Zag zig said:

Bought and ate a Pukka Pie............... if your name is Kenny Burns.

Just the one?? 

[Carnero]

Had a poo

[RamNut]

Evolved wings.

[MackworthRamIsGod]

Scored 6 goals against Forests clueless team managed by a clueless manager assisted by a clueless assistant manager, supported by utterly clueless fans who all stink of piss.

[BaaLocks]

Played time added on against QPR

[RamNut]

40 minutes ago, reveldevil said:

Not noticed his struggle, while holding my lad in a death grip of joy?

 You dirty bogger. 

[Rev]

1 minute ago, RamNut said:

 You dirty bogger. 

No need at all. Shameful in fact.

He'd drank my last beer before we left the house, and had to be punished.

[RadioactiveWaste]

1 hour ago, Zag zig said:

Bought and ate a Pukka Pie............... if your name is Kenny Burns.

Well we always suspected why there was only one pie left for the gumpen hoards to fight over.

[Carl Sagan]

Created world peace? And had time to pop out for a beer to celebrate! ?

[eddie]

Have an order delivered from Kurt at Belgiuminabox

(That's a coincidence - I put an order in yesterday)

[Gritstone Ram]

Watched my taters grow.