StringerBell Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 18 hours ago, reveldevil said: Don't apologise to him, on the bright side his knob looks massive half the time. Tssssk you ****** that joke up. You're supposed to say "but then on the other hand" bigbadbob, mozza, Mostyn6 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 when washing to pots and the plug comes out Grrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 53 minutes ago, StringerBell said: Tssssk you ****** that joke up. You're supposed to say "but then on the other hand" Posted that joke 18 months ago and didn't get a sniff of a like, adapted accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Man boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 No Worse than that. Arm pit boobs WhiteHorseRam and Tony Le Mesmer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Posted that joke 18 months ago and didn't get a sniff of a like, adapted accordingly. Damn. I got 5. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, StringerBell said: Damn. I got 5. To be fair, your need is greater than mine! StringerBell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Car dealerships who mislead customers saying that you have to have said spare part, when in actual fact you don't (such as batteries). Also parts that you can only get from manufacturers, such as ECU's, they neglect to tell you that they can actually be repaired and mislead you into thinking you have to have new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 talking of car dealerships - why is it almost impossible to find any information on buying a new car in a simple manner that doesn't involve all sorts of finance deals and BS? I'm I the only person left in this world that saves up and THEN buys the car with cash? McRamFan, JoetheRam and jono 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, StivePesley said: talking of car dealerships - why is it almost impossible to find any information on buying a new car in a simple manner that doesn't involve all sorts of finance deals and BS? I'm I the ony person left in this world that saves up and THEN buys the car with cash? I buy with cash, however if you go for a HP deal you can get a chunk of money off as they think they will make it back on interest, then just pay if off the day after you get the car. That other option where you pay x amount a month then either hand back or pay a lump to own is a con imho. Unless you like a new every three years and have money to burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, McRamFan said: I buy with cash, however if you go for a HP deal you can get a chunk of money off as they think they will make it back on interest, then just pay if off the day after you get the car. That other option where you pay x amount a month then either hand back or pay a lump to own is a con imho. Unless you like a new every three years and have money to burn. Good point on the HP deal - hadn't really considered that, but yeah those deals where you pay a monthly fee and then don't even own the car at the end are nuts and seem to be what they want to foist on everyone. I guess it may be a generational thing, and I suspect for some younger people the only option they have if they want to "own" a new car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 I need help categorising this, but I get annoyed with Autobiographies that are premature. So, either the authors, OR, the people that talk them into cashing in. I might have read Jamie Vardy's book, if he wrote it at 40years old, like he's supposed to. But now... NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Them beautiful Arab women pop up advertisements that always come up on this forum. Shame they'd be fat and ugly if you met them in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 minute ago, McLovin said: Them beautiful Arab women pop up advertisements that always come up on this forum. Shame they'd be fat and ugly if you met them in real life I don't see them. Anyway, forum posters who are not Members+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 hour ago, McRamFan said: I buy with cash, however if you go for a HP deal you can get a chunk of money off as they think they will make it back on interest, then just pay if off the day after you get the car. That other option where you pay x amount a month then either hand back or pay a lump to own is a con imho. Unless you like a new every three years and have money to burn. People who get a bank loan, or buy on HP, are paying a monthly payment anyway. And owning a rapidly decreasing asset, is not necessarily a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Le Mesmer Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 hour ago, McLovin said: Them beautiful Arab women pop up advertisements that always come up on this forum. Shame they'd be fat and ugly if you met them in real life What you look like doesn't matter really. Of course it helps because we are such a shallow society but essentially every woman is beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 THIS - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37605841 If an adult clown jumps out on me or frightens kids or old folk nearby he will need A & E to find his big red nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said: THIS - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37605841 If an adult clown jumps out on me or frightens kids or old folk nearby he will need A & E to find his big red nose. Proctologist if he came at me. WhiteHorseRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 hour ago, McLovin said: Them beautiful Arab women pop up advertisements that always come up on this forum. Shame they'd be fat and ugly if you met them in real life ? I have been in touch with one and she is flying out to stay with me in a couple of weeks. She has had some terrible luck with her small-business start up in Hong Kong, although its better now since I transferred the £10,000 she asked for. I was going to get her a ticket to see the Sheffield Wed game with me, but my e-mails keep bouncing back. Hope she has paid her internet/phone bill. Sexydadbod, Dimmu and jono 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 hour ago, McLovin said: Them beautiful Arab women pop up advertisements that always come up on this forum. Shame they'd be fat and ugly if you met them in real life The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' WhiteHorseRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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