RamNut Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I'm confused. i don't know how anyone could marry a Forest fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 2, 2017 Author Share Posted December 2, 2017 29 minutes ago, RamNut said: I'm confused. i don't know how anyone could marry a Forest fan. She's fit so she can do what she wants. That's the rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 A smaller pair of shoes so she can stand closer to the kitchen sink ,and a nice white dress so she match's the kitchen appliances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 47 minutes ago, King Kevin said: A smaller pair of shoes so she can stand closer to the kitchen sink ,and a nice white dress so she match's the kitchen appliances. All heart you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, David said: Slippers, women love slippers. Do they come with stowaways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Parsnip said: She's fit so she can do what she wants. That's the rule. Well in that case i suggest you peruse the agent provocateur website, don't know what your messing about at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Paul71 said: Well in that case i suggest you peruse the agent provocateur website, don't know what your messing about at. Purely in a looking to buy sense,obviously ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 13 hours ago, Parsnip said: Nope - Forest fan. Absolutely nothing until she learns the error of her ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKRam Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 On 28/11/2017 at 12:29, Parsnip said: It's that time of year again where i have to think of some s*** to buy the wife. Nobody is worse at gift buying than me. Any of you old romantic b******* got a genius idea i can steal? Re my Monopoly thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKRam Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Years membership of a dating site? Worked for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 How about a gold-plated dog whistle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 10 hours ago, Parsnip said: She's fit so she can do what she wants. That's the rule. As soon as starts on about Forest though, you'd have to put the pillow over her face. kindest thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 2, 2017 Author Share Posted December 2, 2017 23 minutes ago, RamNut said: As soon as starts on about Forest though, you'd have to put the pillow over her face. kindest thing Nah she never does. Her and her dad always used to go to the games but for some unexplainable reason they both seem to have stopped caring in recent years. Neither of them could name any of the players anymore. Like most of Nottingham - they've lost all passion for their club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Shaw Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Jewellery maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Karl Shaw said: Jewellery maybe? You’re new here, aren’t you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 On 02/12/2017 at 17:22, Phoenix said: How about a gold-plated dog whistle? That'd be for Parsnip. He's looking for ideas for his missus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I’m in the **** with getting Mrs Cone a present so I’m cottaging round this thread hoping to nick an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 41 minutes ago, coneheadjohn said: I’m in the **** with getting Mrs Cone a present so I’m cottaging round this thread hoping to nick an idea. You will be in the **** if she finds out you've been cottaging!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: You will be in the **** if she finds out you've been cottaging!!! It’s not been the same anyway since George Michael ******* it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Karl Shaw said: Jewellery maybe? Welcome onboard mate. Far to sensible for this lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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